Then He Pulls Out A Picture Of A Female Poison Maker (wizard Giulia Tofana)

Then he pulls out a picture of a female poison maker (wizard Giulia Tofana)

Marlene Smash

Mary And fully support her actions!

Dorcas another motion passed!

Lily * wanting to impress Mary* *thinks: I'm quite good at potions...*

Binns *throws everything on the table* fuck I'm done!

Marlene Carefully professor! You' re gonna damage her!

Professor Binns: This is a picture of the dark wizard we've been discussing from the 1200s. As you know, he brutally murdered-

Sirius: Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Black! This is a mass-murderer! He-

James, raising his hand: I second the motion. He's gorgeous. Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Potter! This is ridiculous! He-

Remus, also raising his hand: Thirded!

Peter, conjuring a gavel and hammering it into his desk: The motion passes!

Professor Binns: I need to retire.

I'M MAKING LIKE A MARAUDERS SERIES OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND MICROFICS BC I' BORED AND OBSESSED WITH THEM (and I probably should be studying)

Soooo... It's more like an AU thing, everyone survives war, Voldy is dead and they're all happy and gay.

It's mostly focused on raising Harry and Luna. James is with Regulus, Lily is in a relationship with Mary and Pandora (Xeno is Panda's ex, but they're besties). They all live in a big house in Godric's hollow. Lily and Reg have a bookshop-cafe (Remus is a waiter) James is a Quidditch professional. Pandora and Sybill do experiments with spells, potions etc. and write articles to Quibbler. Peter (Sybill's partner) owns a bakery, where James helps him when he retires from Quidditch. Mary and Sirius have a gay bar in town (Mary is a waiter/singer and Sirius is a bartender). Marlene, Dorcas and Emmeline live in London and are aurors. Barty and Evan sometimes help out in both cafe and bar (they're not allowed into Pete's bakery after the flour and milk incident).

Reg, Lily and Panda are animagi, Lily is a ginger cat, Panda is a bunny and Reg is aaaaa... BLACK CAT! (I'm being very original again).

Sirius is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, Panda uses also uses any except for he/him, Remus and Reggie are transmasc, Mary is transfemme, Xeno uses they/them, Peter he/they

Pandora is Evan's twin

I think that's it for now.

Would anyone be interested in a canon compliant fanfic about the Black sisters? Andy and Bella are twins, cause why not, Narcissa is one year younger. It would have graphic depiction of violence (crucio, fights etc) and Bella slowly going insane. It would include Quillkiller, Tedromeda and Nobleflower (no smut or anything!!!) I'm thinking about writing it, but I probably wouldn't be able to update regularly and English isn't my first language. I can post some of it on Tumblr, but I'm planning the whole work on Ao3. It would be my first published fic. I'm warning you - A LOT of angst!!!

It's from a TOH fic 'My greatest fear' so to recap our human is a girl and Blight is a useless lesbian

And

It broke Eda's Heart that the human realm broke the spirit of two kids she knew of. She wanted to take the portal and let the owl beast massacre anyone that was involved, but she needed to cheer the girl in her arms up before anything else.

dude realising that the best quotes ever come from fanfiction is absolutely amazing and hilarious

reply with the best fanfic quotes you can find <33333

Emmeline Vance (again)

TELL THEM!!! 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

if this post gets over 5k notes by aromantic spectrum awareness week (feb 18-24) i'll tell my homophobic "friend" that they're being homophobic and need to cut it out

edit: we made it to 5k in less than 24 hours so i think i'm genuinely afraid of tumblr now. i'll talk to them as soon as i can!

edit #2: ugh that was icky but i told them and they didn't react too well :( glad i did it though!