Mary X Lily - Tumblr Posts

Me? Oh, nothing, I'm just thinking about how marylily would 100% own a cat cafe

Marylily but it's 2 goddesses who worship each other and forget all about the world they're supposed to rule so the whole world burns and they're kissing in a corner completely unaware of what's happening

Sirius: Hey, guys, you remember that annoying queerphobic girl in school, Joanne? The one that asked questions when James offered to be Lilly and Mary's donor? Yeah. She wrote some weird book about son of James and Lilly? And everyone is straight and cis? Weird, right?

Then he pulls out a picture of a female poison maker (wizard Giulia Tofana)

Marlene Smash

Mary And fully support her actions!

Dorcas another motion passed!

Lily * wanting to impress Mary* *thinks: I'm quite good at potions...*

Binns *throws everything on the table* fuck I'm done!

Marlene Carefully professor! You' re gonna damage her!

Professor Binns: This is a picture of the dark wizard we've been discussing from the 1200s. As you know, he brutally murdered-

Sirius: Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Black! This is a mass-murderer! He-

James, raising his hand: I second the motion. He's gorgeous. Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Potter! This is ridiculous! He-

Remus, also raising his hand: Thirded!

Peter, conjuring a gavel and hammering it into his desk: The motion passes!

Professor Binns: I need to retire.

also i forgot i also put in marylily from maurauders fandom lol

i was asked by my friend group, who mainly is only into the pjo/magnus chase/ one kane chronicles person, what my top 10 fav ships were.

everything i put down was either maurauders fandom (jegulus, wolfstar, dorlene), kny (sanegiyuu, sabiyuu, obamitsu), or pjsk (akitoya, ruikasa, kanamafu)

they were so fucking confused and it was so funny omg 😭😭