rodanhoax - RodanHoax
RodanHoax

111 posts

Jaune: *Hums To Himself As He Walks To His Dorm. Before He Enters, He Spots Something And Turns Around*

Jaune: *Hums to himself as he walks to his dorm. Before he enters, he spots something and turns around*

Penny: 😄

Jaune: Ooh my god!

Penny: *Giggles*

Jaune: Oh my god, you scared me! What are you doing?

Penny: I run away.

Jaune: O-Ok? Good? What are you doing here?

Penny: I followed you home. *Blushes* ‘Cause, I like you~.

Jaune: ... Nice! Good! Because I knew that ther-... Right on!

Penny: *Cheers*

Jaune: ... Wait, all the way home?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... So you saw me eat that hot pocket I found in the garbage?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... Any thoughts on that?

Penny: No.

Jaune: Oh man, I like you. Come on in! *Opens door*

Penny: *Follows him* I like you~!

  • greatkittydream
    greatkittydream liked this · 11 months ago
  • pugsunlimited
    pugsunlimited liked this · 11 months ago
  • virtualfirephantom
    virtualfirephantom liked this · 1 year ago
  • agnigeworkpage
    agnigeworkpage liked this · 1 year ago
  • dr4c0-r3x
    dr4c0-r3x liked this · 1 year ago
  • discord2099
    discord2099 liked this · 1 year ago
  • araremario
    araremario liked this · 1 year ago
  • lightningdragongodslayer715
    lightningdragongodslayer715 liked this · 1 year ago
  • randofriendo
    randofriendo reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • randofriendo
    randofriendo liked this · 1 year ago
  • toaofmyth
    toaofmyth liked this · 1 year ago
  • rolloxx28
    rolloxx28 liked this · 1 year ago
  • kreker2
    kreker2 liked this · 1 year ago
  • chickendemon
    chickendemon liked this · 1 year ago
  • stevenfenrir01
    stevenfenrir01 liked this · 1 year ago
  • infoglitch
    infoglitch liked this · 1 year ago
  • thecaptaintrout
    thecaptaintrout liked this · 1 year ago
  • caspianjupiter
    caspianjupiter liked this · 2 years ago
  • colorfulrascalskeletoneclipse
    colorfulrascalskeletoneclipse liked this · 2 years ago
  • fernstarsblog
    fernstarsblog liked this · 2 years ago
  • mokingtkb
    mokingtkb liked this · 2 years ago
  • freeeclipsedonkeyoperator
    freeeclipsedonkeyoperator liked this · 2 years ago
  • kyoshisimp
    kyoshisimp liked this · 2 years ago
  • comptitiveracer
    comptitiveracer liked this · 2 years ago
  • dangerous-hunters
    dangerous-hunters liked this · 2 years ago
  • freshmiraclecheesecake
    freshmiraclecheesecake liked this · 2 years ago
  • ultrachimchar15
    ultrachimchar15 liked this · 2 years ago
  • crimson-host
    crimson-host liked this · 2 years ago
  • kaitakuroto
    kaitakuroto liked this · 2 years ago
  • wonder-of-blunder
    wonder-of-blunder liked this · 2 years ago
  • maskedman06
    maskedman06 reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • maskedman06
    maskedman06 liked this · 2 years ago
  • punishedhellhound
    punishedhellhound liked this · 2 years ago
  • rwby-encrusted-blog
    rwby-encrusted-blog reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • rwby-encrusted-blog
    rwby-encrusted-blog liked this · 2 years ago
  • profoundsharkspyangel
    profoundsharkspyangel liked this · 2 years ago
  • pageman165
    pageman165 liked this · 2 years ago
  • eye-of-shiva
    eye-of-shiva liked this · 2 years ago
  • thtoneguyuknow
    thtoneguyuknow liked this · 2 years ago
  • strikers5401
    strikers5401 liked this · 2 years ago
  • irateking
    irateking liked this · 2 years ago
  • thesapsmith
    thesapsmith liked this · 2 years ago
  • vanikin14
    vanikin14 liked this · 2 years ago
  • pyrokinetik5
    pyrokinetik5 liked this · 2 years ago
  • the-real-gingakid
    the-real-gingakid liked this · 2 years ago
  • jondojarn
    jondojarn liked this · 2 years ago
  • mudly1o1
    mudly1o1 liked this · 2 years ago
  • lanthatesself
    lanthatesself reblogged this · 2 years ago

More Posts from Rodanhoax

3 years ago

Ruby: *Standing in front of a room door* Oscar, I think more than one safe word kind of defeats the point.

Oscar: I know, I just wanna make sure we have every opportunity to stop... Super excited about it though.

Ruby: Me too, so excited... Oscar, are we doing this because we both want this? Or because it's what we think the other one wants?

Oscar: I just wanted to prove that I love you so much I would do this for you.

Ruby: Same! Let's take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake.

*Door opens, revealing a dripping wet Jaune, fresh from a shower, clad in only a towel around his waist*

Jaune: Getting cold feet?

Oscar: *Looks him up and down* ... No... Please don't tell Qrow.

Ruby: He wouldn't understand.

Jaune: Yes, he would. *Shakes off towel, prompting the two to rush inside the room*


Tags :
3 years ago

Neo, caught and apprehended by The Hunts-Man, is stuffed into the back of a car, to which he uses it to drive her to the authorities.

Jaune: You ran a real good race there, buddy. But it's the end of the road for you. The law is gonna throw every book they have at you and after that, they're gonna throw you in a cell and after that, they're gonna throw away the key and after that, they're gonna throw that... cell... into a lake!

Neo: *Rolls her eyes*

Jaune: (Thoughts) But not before I throw a few things at her first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But she's the donkey, and the tail, is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I only get one night with her to fill the hole in my heart she left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.

Neo: *Looks at him confused* (Thoughts) Did we sleep together at some point?

Jaune: (Thoughts) What? No! We didn't sleep together. The hole is a metaphor for when you stabbed me in the- *Pauses and turns over to Neo with a look of shock*

Neo: *Stares back at Jaune, before looking past him and holds up a small sign that simply said ‘Car’*

Jaune: *Looks back to the road and shouts as he nearly crashes into someone*


Tags :
3 years ago

Jaune: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Nora: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Jaune: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties.

Nora: Is it?

Jaune: Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me!

Nora: I do do it to you.

Jaune: ... What?

Nora: Who'd you think cuts your hair einstein?

Jaune: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.

Nora: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.

Jaune: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Nora: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against a pillow, and I go at you~.

Jaune: That's perverted.


Tags :
3 years ago
I Have Been Waiting All Year To Post This.

I have been waiting all year to post this.

3 years ago

Tyrian: Ha Ha! Right in the heart! *Stabs Jaune*

Jaune: *Looks down to his right side* Um, my heart’s on the left side.

Tyrian: I know, that’s what I di- Wait. *Holds out hands, trying to distinguish his left from his right before realizing his mistake*

Jaune: *Gets up and pats his back* Don’t worry man. It happens to the best of us.


Tags :