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Jaune: *Hums To Himself As He Walks To His Dorm. Before He Enters, He Spots Something And Turns Around*
Jaune: *Hums to himself as he walks to his dorm. Before he enters, he spots something and turns around*
Penny: 😄
Jaune: Ooh my god!
Penny: *Giggles*
Jaune: Oh my god, you scared me! What are you doing?
Penny: I run away.
Jaune: O-Ok? Good? What are you doing here?
Penny: I followed you home. *Blushes* ‘Cause, I like you~.
Jaune: ... Nice! Good! Because I knew that ther-... Right on!
Penny: *Cheers*
Jaune: ... Wait, all the way home?
Penny: Yes.
Jaune: ... So you saw me eat that hot pocket I found in the garbage?
Penny: Yes.
Jaune: ... Any thoughts on that?
Penny: No.
Jaune: Oh man, I like you. Come on in! *Opens door*
Penny: *Follows him* I like you~!
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Ruby: *Standing in front of a room door* Oscar, I think more than one safe word kind of defeats the point.
Oscar: I know, I just wanna make sure we have every opportunity to stop... Super excited about it though.
Ruby: Me too, so excited... Oscar, are we doing this because we both want this? Or because it's what we think the other one wants?
Oscar: I just wanted to prove that I love you so much I would do this for you.
Ruby: Same! Let's take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake.
*Door opens, revealing a dripping wet Jaune, fresh from a shower, clad in only a towel around his waist*
Jaune: Getting cold feet?
Oscar: *Looks him up and down* ... No... Please don't tell Qrow.
Ruby: He wouldn't understand.
Jaune: Yes, he would. *Shakes off towel, prompting the two to rush inside the room*
Neo, caught and apprehended by The Hunts-Man, is stuffed into the back of a car, to which he uses it to drive her to the authorities.
Jaune: You ran a real good race there, buddy. But it's the end of the road for you. The law is gonna throw every book they have at you and after that, they're gonna throw you in a cell and after that, they're gonna throw away the key and after that, they're gonna throw that... cell... into a lake!
Neo: *Rolls her eyes*
Jaune: (Thoughts) But not before I throw a few things at her first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But she's the donkey, and the tail, is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I only get one night with her to fill the hole in my heart she left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.
Neo: *Looks at him confused* (Thoughts) Did we sleep together at some point?
Jaune: (Thoughts) What? No! We didn't sleep together. The hole is a metaphor for when you stabbed me in the- *Pauses and turns over to Neo with a look of shock*
Neo: *Stares back at Jaune, before looking past him and holds up a small sign that simply said ‘Car’*
Jaune: *Looks back to the road and shouts as he nearly crashes into someone*
Jaune: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?
Nora: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.
Jaune: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties.
Nora: Is it?
Jaune: Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me!
Nora: I do do it to you.
Jaune: ... What?
Nora: Who'd you think cuts your hair einstein?
Jaune: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.
Nora: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.
Jaune: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.
Nora: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against a pillow, and I go at you~.
Jaune: That's perverted.

I have been waiting all year to post this.
Tyrian: Ha Ha! Right in the heart! *Stabs Jaune*
Jaune: *Looks down to his right side* Um, my heart’s on the left side.
Tyrian: I know, that’s what I di- Wait. *Holds out hands, trying to distinguish his left from his right before realizing his mistake*
Jaune: *Gets up and pats his back* Don’t worry man. It happens to the best of us.