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Jaune: *Hums To Himself As He Walks To His Dorm. Before He Enters, He Spots Something And Turns Around*

Jaune: *Hums to himself as he walks to his dorm. Before he enters, he spots something and turns around*

Penny: 😄

Jaune: Ooh my god!

Penny: *Giggles*

Jaune: Oh my god, you scared me! What are you doing?

Penny: I run away.

Jaune: O-Ok? Good? What are you doing here?

Penny: I followed you home. *Blushes* ‘Cause, I like you~.

Jaune: ... Nice! Good! Because I knew that ther-... Right on!

Penny: *Cheers*

Jaune: ... Wait, all the way home?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... So you saw me eat that hot pocket I found in the garbage?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... Any thoughts on that?

Penny: No.

Jaune: Oh man, I like you. Come on in! *Opens door*

Penny: *Follows him* I like you~!

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3 years ago

Have you ever been on a bing read through a fanfic you like, when all of a sudden one chapter takes you right out of it and makes you unsure if you want to continue?


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3 years ago

Neo, caught and apprehended by The Hunts-Man, is stuffed into the back of a car, to which he uses it to drive her to the authorities.

Jaune: You ran a real good race there, buddy. But it's the end of the road for you. The law is gonna throw every book they have at you and after that, they're gonna throw you in a cell and after that, they're gonna throw away the key and after that, they're gonna throw that... cell... into a lake!

Neo: *Rolls her eyes*

Jaune: (Thoughts) But not before I throw a few things at her first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But she's the donkey, and the tail, is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I only get one night with her to fill the hole in my heart she left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.

Neo: *Looks at him confused* (Thoughts) Did we sleep together at some point?

Jaune: (Thoughts) What? No! We didn't sleep together. The hole is a metaphor for when you stabbed me in the- *Pauses and turns over to Neo with a look of shock*

Neo: *Stares back at Jaune, before looking past him and holds up a small sign that simply said ‘Car’*

Jaune: *Looks back to the road and shouts as he nearly crashes into someone*


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3 years ago

Ironwood: *In private, secretly blows a whistle that made no sound*

Zwei: *Starts racing towards him with a scepter in his mouth*

Ironwood: Good boy Zwei! Bring me that scepter. *Grabs the scepter and looks it over* Wait a minute, this isn't the relic of creation. This is some common scepter! *Looks down* And you're not Zwei. You're just some common bitch!


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3 years ago

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.


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3 years ago

Jaune: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Nora: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Jaune: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties.

Nora: Is it?

Jaune: Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me!

Nora: I do do it to you.

Jaune: ... What?

Nora: Who'd you think cuts your hair einstein?

Jaune: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.

Nora: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.

Jaune: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Nora: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against a pillow, and I go at you~.

Jaune: That's perverted.


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