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Qrow: Hey, I Wanna Set You Up With My Neice.
Qrow: Hey, I wanna set you up with my neice.
Jaune: Oh, I'm already dating Ruby.
Qrow: I thought you were gay.
Jaune: ... Then why are you trying to set me up with her.
Qrow: I don't know.
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More Posts from Rodanhoax
Nora: I'm just happy to be out of those dorms. So much fresh air. And it's all mine. π
Jaune: I personally love the peace and quiet. A guy can really hear themselves think out here.
Jaune: (Thoughts) Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?!
Jaune: Well that was a mistake.
Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?
Summer: ... !
Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...
Ren: I...
Yang: β€οΈ
Ruby: U?
Jaune: You think it means...
_RLY: I love you...
Ren: *Smiles*
Yang: *Chuckles sadly*
Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*
Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-
Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! π
Jaune: β¦ Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*
Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board
Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?
Yang: We could go down to Vale.
Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.
Yang: I meant to a club or something.
ARL_: No.
Yang: Whatever.
Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.
AR_Y: No.
Ren: I tried.
Jaune: Why don't we-
Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?
Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.
Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!
Summer: !!!
Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.
Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!
Ren: You mean a ouija board?
Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.
Ren: ...
Ruby: What's a luigi board?
Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?
Ruby: No.
Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.
Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...
Yang: Right.
Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-
Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?
Ruby: Sure.
Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.
Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.
Jaune: Okay, I guess.
Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?
Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.
***One Luigi setup later***
Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.
Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.
Yang: I think it's doing something.
Ruby: It's moving!
Nora: What's it spelling out!?
Ruby: Y
Yang: O
Nora: U
Ruby: R
Yang: M
Nora: O
Ruby: M
Jaune: Your mom?
_RLY+N: MOM!!!???
_RLY: ...
Ruby: Wait, you mom's...
Ren: Deceased, yes.
Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-
Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!
Jaune: *Sighs* So close.
Weiss' Baby Shower
Nora: Hey Ice Queen, you went to a sperm bank, right?
Weiss; Um, yes?
Nora: Jaune donated some of his last month.
Jaune: π€¨
Nora: Ooh, maybe Jaunes the father!
Everyone: π³
Weiss: Well, this was a highly exclusive establishment.
Nora: Down at Mantle? Next to the McSchnee's?
Weiss: ... Well I paid for an ideal specimen.
Ren: So you're saying Jaune's not an ideal specimen.
Weiss: ... This is a wonderful shower you guys.
Jaune: Oh God, I might be the dad.
Cock bondage...
I feel disturbed by my slight curiosity surrounding this
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying π
Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.
(1 Month Ago)
Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!
Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.
Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.
Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.
Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.
Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!
Nora: What!? No, heβs just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?
Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! π©