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Qrow: Hey, I Wanna Set You Up With My Neice.
Qrow: Hey, I wanna set you up with my neice.
Jaune: Oh, I'm already dating Ruby.
Qrow: I thought you were gay.
Jaune: ... Then why are you trying to set me up with her.
Qrow: I don't know.
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More Posts from Rodanhoax
Blake: *Walks into movie theatre, only to see Jaune sitting by himself* Wait, Jaune? Weren't you on a date?
Nora: *Head pops up from Jaune’s lap* He is.
Blake: Oh... Oh, I see. Wait, Nora, aren't you dating Ren?
Ren: *Head also pops up from lap* She is.
Blake: Ah, I see.
Blake: ... Wait.
Weiss: Sister, why go through all this effort?
Bleiss: *On phone* Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!
Jaune: N-No, ma'am, I'm not on the menu. That would be cannibalism.
Jaune: Y-Yes, that includes my butt, too.
Jaune: N-No, ma'am, we don't serve that kind of milk. It would be unsanitary if we did.

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Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?
Summer: ... !
Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...
Ren: I...
Yang: ❤️
Ruby: U?
Jaune: You think it means...
_RLY: I love you...
Ren: *Smiles*
Yang: *Chuckles sadly*
Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*
Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-
Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭
Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*
Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board
Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?
Yang: We could go down to Vale.
Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.
Yang: I meant to a club or something.
ARL_: No.
Yang: Whatever.
Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.
AR_Y: No.
Ren: I tried.
Jaune: Why don't we-
Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?
Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.
Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!
Summer: !!!
Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.
Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!
Ren: You mean a ouija board?
Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.
Ren: ...
Ruby: What's a luigi board?
Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?
Ruby: No.
Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.
Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...
Yang: Right.
Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-
Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?
Ruby: Sure.
Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.
Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.
Jaune: Okay, I guess.
Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?
Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.
***One Luigi setup later***
Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.
Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.
Yang: I think it's doing something.
Ruby: It's moving!
Nora: What's it spelling out!?
Ruby: Y
Yang: O
Nora: U
Ruby: R
Yang: M
Nora: O
Ruby: M
Jaune: Your mom?
_RLY+N: MOM!!!???
_RLY: ...
Ruby: Wait, you mom's...
Ren: Deceased, yes.
Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-
Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!
Jaune: *Sighs* So close.
Ruby: Guess we're gonna see the general. For better or for worst.
Weiss: C'mon Ruby, I'm sure General Ironwood is staying calm and composed as he makes sure law and order remain in Mantle.
(2 minutes later)
Ironwood: We are so fucked! It's a shit show out there! I saw a dog kill a man on the street, and then I saw the dog do... other things to that man. What took you all so long to get the lamp here?
Ruby: Well, we were learning... things.
Ironwood: Ah! You kids, learning stuff. Must be nice! Now, miss Schnee, I've got a list of things I need you to convince your father to pay for, so I can take back the city. One, Atlesian Knights. Two, a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.
Blake: Those don't exist.
Ironwood: Not. Yet.