Qrow: Hey, I Wanna Set You Up With My Neice.

Qrow: Hey, I wanna set you up with my neice.

Jaune: Oh, I'm already dating Ruby.

Qrow: I thought you were gay.

Jaune: ... Then why are you trying to set me up with her.

Qrow: I don't know.

Nora: I'm just happy to be out of those dorms. So much fresh air. And it's all mine. 😈

Jaune: I personally love the peace and quiet. A guy can really hear themselves think out here.

Jaune: (Thoughts) Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?!

Jaune: Well that was a mistake.

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.

Weiss' Baby Shower

Nora: Hey Ice Queen, you went to a sperm bank, right?

Weiss; Um, yes?

Nora: Jaune donated some of his last month.

Jaune: 🤨

Nora: Ooh, maybe Jaunes the father!

Everyone: 😳

Weiss: Well, this was a highly exclusive establishment.

Nora: Down at Mantle? Next to the McSchnee's?

Weiss: ... Well I paid for an ideal specimen.

Ren: So you're saying Jaune's not an ideal specimen.

Weiss: ... This is a wonderful shower you guys.

Jaune: Oh God, I might be the dad.

Cock bondage...

I feel disturbed by my slight curiosity surrounding this

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.

(1 Month Ago)

Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!

Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.

Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.

Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.

Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.

Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!

Nora: What!? No, he’s just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?

Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! 😩