But What If, And Hear Me Out Here, I Start Regularly Sending You Affectionate Memes Starting Today

but what if, and hear me out here, i start regularly sending you affectionate memes starting today 🤔

mayhaps i shall 😌

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(For the love of all this grand and holy why didn’t I see this earlier-)

I WOULDNT MIND CUZ I’M KINDA FLUFF STARVED SO PLS DO CONTINUE IT I GET SO MUCH SEROTONIN FROM THESE TYPE OF THINGS I AUCWOSVSJAVAKANCSOAVA

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My MC doesn’t need a protection squad, she IS the protection squad

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•The Snapping•

(I had sudden angst drive and I’ve always wanted to have my own take at the whole ‘MC Lilith identity crisis thing’ because it’s not too far from the truth. I’m in no way a writer so excuse my insomnia induced fic)

She did try to be patient, oh lord Diavolo if they only knew how she truly felt about the whole ordeal they’ll despise her for sure won’t they. The first week was fine, the name dropping was an honest mistake. By the second week she still gets called Lilith, ok this’ll surely end. The third week it was as if they weren’t even trying to hide it. Satan at the very least never called her by the name she came to despise. Oh to be called by her own name, such a selfish request isn’t it? The fourth week was where everything went downhill.

“Lilith can you-“

“She’s dead you know that right”

The brothers looked at MC, some were mouth agape. The tension in the dining room grew thicker than blood as Belphie scoffed at her.

“Look it was an honest mistake alright? Why do you have to be so blunt about something sensitive?”

MC raised a brow as if challenging the seventh born. She puts down her fork and looked at him directly.

“Oh I’m truly sorry, I shouldn’t have spoken about something we’ve already discussed for a significant amount of time”

The sarcasm dripped viciously from her voice before she calmly drank from her glass.

“In fact, I should’ve kept quiet while I watch you all call me by a name I never associated with myself to begin with”

Asmodeus started feeling anxious and tried to intervene

“MC darling we-“

“Oh no no no please excuse me! It’s not like you all only started actually caring for me because I have your DEAD sister’s blood in me right?”

Her emphasis on the word garnered a violent reaction from Lucifer as he slammed his hands on the table.

“ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! SPEAK OF HER ILLY LIKE THAT AND I’LL-“

“And you’ll what Lucifer? It’s not like you can do anything to me since I have your sister’s blood in me”

Lucifer lowered his hand as MC’s sickeningly sweet smile turned into a twisted grin.

“Or is it perhaps that’s the ONLY reason you’ll spare me, after all I’m merely a descendant of your sister aren’t I ?”

Lucifer hoped his subtle nod went unnoticed but alas he unknowingly boiled MC’s blood as she stood up from her seat.

“The more I think about it, that’s the only thing you all care about me don’t you?”

Mammon felt desperation as he choked back whatever excuse he intended to say. Satan glanced cautiously between his brothers as if almost provoking them to prove MC right. Leviathan tried to speak up but his own anxiety kept stopping him. Beelzebub on the other hand only made matters worse as he desperately grabbed on to MC’s jacket.

“Lili-“

“Call me that name one more time and I swear I’ll never even look at any of your general directions at all”

The suffocating silence ate them as MC looked at all of them bitterly.

“I’d like to at least thank Satan for treating me the same way, for treating me as MC the exchange student and not the descendant of someone who’s been six feet underground for centuries”

She strutted out of the dining room not before looking back at them over her shoulder.

“Don’t even come near me if you’re looking for Lilith’s blood, I’ll request Lord Diavolo to move me to purgatory hall where they’ll treat me as me”

The unfinished food on her plate was the only sign that MC was ever there as six of the brothers felt nothing but guilt crawl on their backs.

...Because some of them knew deep down that she was right...

Edit 1: why are you all liking this I’m scared-

Edit 2: The continuation is out now!

Also, the Filipino! MC headcanon you made. Imagine when it's September, ADeuce is confused when they entered Ramshackle to see it decorated to brim with Xmas stuff.

And the jolly music blasting through the old rustic speaker I-

If I die and my soul went to the Devildom, they’d have a mass overcharging

What if Devildom was built on the very edge of a cliff and the utilities were powered by the suffering souls at the bottom?

Ehehe... 👀 As I've said on my latest post, im soft so here i give you:

Nose Nuzzling. The Ultimate Noze Nuzzling

The routine of you and Leona do when you skip classes, and sleep. It started like this:

The breeze tickling your nose, his nose were close so wat did you do? Nuzzled it, it confuzzled him. But it was cute so little herbivore get a pass for now or just do it everytime... 👉👈

I'm soft, your soft, we're all soft.

I’m not only soft but basically fluff starved and this ☝️ almost gave me cardiac arrest it’s so🥺