7 Y/o Luffy: Hey Ace, What's That Round White Thing In The Sky?

7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?

10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*

10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot

7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh

*years later*

Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao

Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind

Marco: Ace, just get out of the bathroom

Ace: NO, I CAN’T MARCO. THAT MONSTER GONNA GET ME

Marco: Ace-

Ace: GETS A GUN OR THE COARSE SALT, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE MOST TERRIBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER FACED

Marco: Ace, for god's sake-

Ace: ADIEU MARCO, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU

Marco: IT'S JUST A ROACH, ACE!

Ace: BUT IT'S A FLYING COCKROACH!

Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies

Luffy: Ok!

*twenty minutes later*

Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?

*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us

Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?

Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!

Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

Sabo: YOUR JERKS!

Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?

Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*

Ace: WHAT?!

*a few minutes later*

Haruta: Geez is he still crying?

Thatch: Yeaah...

Haruta: ...

Thatch: ...

Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?

Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me

Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO

*cell phone ringing*

Ace: who the fuck is it?

Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?

Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.

Sabo: ...

Ace: what?

Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!