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Sabo: ACE I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU PAID LUFFY TO WASH YOUR CLOTHES

Ace: I build jobs

Dragon: Sabo, can I speak to you for a minute? In private

Sabo: ooooooooooh someone's in trouble!

Dragon: ...

Sabo: ... ok it's me. I don't know why I did that

Zoro: what the fuck- are you smoking again, ero-cook?!

Sanji *seriously*: of course not

Zoro: but what about all this smoke?

Sanji *sighs*: ok, I'll confess, I'm a train

Law: you're definitely the worst human being on the face of the planet

Doflamingo *emotional*: omg Law, that's the nicest think you've ever said to me

Law:... what the fucking wrong with you

meanwhile, in a world where what your soulmate loves most appears on your wrist...

Law: what the fuck- why is it written meat? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Well well, thank you for the tag @eternalreverie-sabostan ! ♡♡♡ ;)))

L to R, top to bottom:

Sabito (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Tomioka Giyuu (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Sabo (One Piece), Trafalgar Law (One Piece), Portgas D. Ace (One Piece), Bakugo Katsuki (Boku no Hero Academy), Hitoshi Shinso (Boku no Hero Academy), Dabi (Boku no Hero Academy).

And looking at that, I realize I don’t exactly have a type? Well, is that if you ignore that half of them have blonde or black hair, or a kind of unusual color? I really don’t know how to say :") btw, I have watched basically only three anime lately and these are my favorite characters >3<

Aaaaand tagging: @mimi-ya @dragonprincess18 @decapitated-bees @pandashar11 @niche-bitch

L to R, top to bottom:

Rohan Kishibe (JJBA), Joe (Sk8 the Infinity), Galo Thymos (Promare), Loid Forger (Spy x Family), Kento Nanami (JJK), Daisuke Kambe (Fugo Keiji: Balance Unlimited), Tsuchigomori (TBHK), Aki Hayakawa (CSM), Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Tagging: @lostinthe-jojos @giogio-gucci-gangstar @pensivespecter @angry-geese

(if anyone else wants to do this feel free)

Koala: can our goal be to not die today?

Sabo: that seems a lot to ask

Usopp: are you crazy? Did you bring us here to die?

Luffy: obviously

Usopp:

Usopp: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

Urokodaki: Sabito, Giyuu, I left instructions for you two while I'm gone.

Sabito: But... Mine just says "Sabito, no".

Giyuu: ...

Urokodaki:

Urokodaki: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Zoro: *whispers looking at Sanji* omg, just let me fuck you

Sanji: UH?! WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING THERE SHIT MARIMO? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!

Zoro: I WOULD IF YOU HAVE A FACE SHIT COOK, BUT ALL I SEE IS AN ASS WITH TWO EYES

Ace: *quickly* stupid people say 'what'?

Sabo: oooh, look that thing!

Ace: what?

Sabo:...

Ace: ... damn it!

Luffy: TORAO, I NEED YOUR HELP-

Law: no, I'm busy now

Luffy: *ignores* I think that there's something wrong with me!

Law: *sarcastically* oh, really?

Luffy: YES. Everytime that I close my eyes I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING *desperately* I'M BECOMING BLIND, HELP ME TORAO

Law: ...

Law in the Punk Harzad arc: let's form an alliance Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: ok!

*a few minutes later*

Law with Chopper strapped into his head: I regret every decision that brought me here

Ace: hey Marco, can I make you a serious question?

Marco: ... no

Ace: soooooo *ignores* did you sit in sugar?

Marco: and here we go again *sighs*

Ace: because you have a sweet ass *blink*

Law: *lovingly* You give me butterflies in my stomach, strawhat-ya

Luffy: ...

Law: ...

Luffy: *shocked* TORAO, WHY DID YOU ATE THE BUTTERFLIES?!

Law: ... I quit

Law: I wanna be nice

Also Law: but what I can do if everybody annoys me

Sabo: hey Ace, did you see the pie i kept in the fridg-

Ace: *licking the plate* certainly not

Sabo: ...

7 y/o Luffy: oohh why is that woman's belly soooo big and round?

*Ace and Sabo look at each other and nods in agreemeny*

10 y/o Sabo: well Luffy, that woman is actually pregna-

10 y/o Ace: *seriously* she swallowed a whole watermelon

10 y/o Sabo: what? wait, that's not-

7 y/o Luffy: *nods his head* now everything makes sense

Sabo: *sighs*

*some years later*

Luffy: look Torao, that woman seems to have swallowed a huuuuuge watermelon!

Law: no strawhat-ya, that woman is pregnant

Luffy: ...

Law: ...

Luffy: *slowly* no Torao, she swallowed a watermelon. How didn't you know that?

Law: ...

Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!

Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*

Haruta: *chokes*

Izou: *sighs and fans himself*

Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?

Luffy: is hard to safe money when food is always flirting with me

Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!

Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you

*a few minutes later*

Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!

Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird

Law's thought after alliance with strawhat crew's: my life is one big "why did I do that" moment

Sabo: *sends message* hey Ace, did you find that document I asked you for?

Ace: yeah, why?

Sabo: great, send me a picture

Ace: *send picture*

Sabo: A PICTURE OF THE DOCUMENT, NOT YOUR FACE YOUR ASSHEAD

Ace: oh

Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!

Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*

Haruta: *chokes*

Izou: *sighs and fans himself*

Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?