Incorrect One Piece Quotes - Tumblr Posts
*t-shirt exists*
Ace: I'm too hot to wear this crap
*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*
Luffy: you're the next, Torao~
Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!
Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies
Luffy: Ok!
*twenty minutes later*
Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?
*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us
Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?
Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!
Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!
Sabo: YOUR JERKS!
Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*
Ace: WHAT?!
*a few minutes later*
Haruta: Geez is he still crying?
Thatch: Yeaah...
Haruta: ...
Thatch: ...
Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?
Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me
Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO
Luffy: *throws stick* go get boy!
Bepo: oi I'm not a dog!
Luffy: I’ve made up my mind Torao, let’s have a baby!
Law: Uh-
Luffy: Will be a boy and he'll be cute and smart like you and super strong like me~
Law: This is a thing that you can't decide, Luffy-ya
Luffy: And his name will be Meat!
Law: ...
Luffy: What?
Law: WE'RE NOT CALLING OUR SON MEAT!
Koala: Hey Sabo, lend me some money
Sabo: You thing money grows up on a tree?!
Koala: Money is made of what?
Sabo: Paper
Koala: And where does the paper come from?
Sabo: From the tree...
Koala: Great, now that you know that, give me some money
Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi
Ace: what happened birdie?
Marco: I want to breakup with you
Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*
Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI
Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!
Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you
*a few minutes later*
Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!
Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird
Sabo: *sends message* hey Ace, did you find that document I asked you for?
Ace: yeah, why?
Sabo: great, send me a picture
Ace: *send picture*
Sabo: A PICTURE OF THE DOCUMENT, NOT YOUR FACE YOUR ASSHEAD
Ace: oh
Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful
Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!
Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*
Haruta: *chokes*
Izou: *sighs and fans himself*
Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?
Law's thought after alliance with strawhat crew's: my life is one big "why did I do that" moment
Luffy: is hard to safe money when food is always flirting with me
7 y/o Luffy: oohh why is that woman's belly soooo big and round?
*Ace and Sabo look at each other and nods in agreemeny*
10 y/o Sabo: well Luffy, that woman is actually pregna-
10 y/o Ace: *seriously* she swallowed a whole watermelon
10 y/o Sabo: what? wait, that's not-
7 y/o Luffy: *nods his head* now everything makes sense
Sabo: *sighs*
*some years later*
Luffy: look Torao, that woman seems to have swallowed a huuuuuge watermelon!
Law: no strawhat-ya, that woman is pregnant
Luffy: ...
Law: ...
Luffy: *slowly* no Torao, she swallowed a watermelon. How didn't you know that?
Law: ...
Sabo: hey Ace, did you see the pie i kept in the fridg-
Ace: *licking the plate* certainly not
Sabo: ...
Law: I wanna be nice
Also Law: but what I can do if everybody annoys me
Law: *lovingly* You give me butterflies in my stomach, strawhat-ya
Luffy: ...
Law: ...
Luffy: *shocked* TORAO, WHY DID YOU ATE THE BUTTERFLIES?!
Law: ... I quit
Law in the Punk Harzad arc: let's form an alliance Mugiwara-ya
Luffy: ok!
*a few minutes later*
Law with Chopper strapped into his head: I regret every decision that brought me here
Luffy: TORAO, I NEED YOUR HELP-
Law: no, I'm busy now
Luffy: *ignores* I think that there's something wrong with me!
Law: *sarcastically* oh, really?
Luffy: YES. Everytime that I close my eyes I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING *desperately* I'M BECOMING BLIND, HELP ME TORAO
Law: ...