Law In The Punk Harzad Arc: Let's Form An Alliance Mugiwara-ya

Law in the Punk Harzad arc: let's form an alliance Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: ok!

*a few minutes later*

Law with Chopper strapped into his head: I regret every decision that brought me here

Law: *lovingly* You give me butterflies in my stomach, strawhat-ya

Luffy: ...

Law: ...

Luffy: *shocked* TORAO, WHY DID YOU ATE THE BUTTERFLIES?!

Law: ... I quit

Luffy: is hard to safe money when food is always flirting with me

Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!

Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you

*a few minutes later*

Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!

Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird

7 y/o Luffy: oohh why is that woman's belly soooo big and round?

*Ace and Sabo look at each other and nods in agreemeny*

10 y/o Sabo: well Luffy, that woman is actually pregna-

10 y/o Ace: *seriously* she swallowed a whole watermelon

10 y/o Sabo: what? wait, that's not-

7 y/o Luffy: *nods his head* now everything makes sense

Sabo: *sighs*

*some years later*

Luffy: look Torao, that woman seems to have swallowed a huuuuuge watermelon!

Law: no strawhat-ya, that woman is pregnant

Luffy: ...

Law: ...

Luffy: *slowly* no Torao, she swallowed a watermelon. How didn't you know that?

Law: ...

Zoro: *whispers looking at Sanji* omg, just let me fuck you

Sanji: UH?! WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING THERE SHIT MARIMO? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!

Zoro: I WOULD IF YOU HAVE A FACE SHIT COOK, BUT ALL I SEE IS AN ASS WITH TWO EYES