Yuu = God

Yuu = God

Yuu: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Ruggie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Yuu: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

MC: The Loose Cannon

Kiro: You're a loose cannon, Gavin. Gavin: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Victor: I think you play by your own rules. Lucien: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Kiro: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Gavin: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. MC is a loose cannon. MC: smashes a chair

Tried my hand at writing!

WoL: Good morning. Emet-Selch: Good morning. Hermes: Good morning. Venat: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Hythlodaeus: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

*Look me in the eye and tell me Hyth wouldn't do this!

Dissapointments

Kiro: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Gavin: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies MC: Socks are Feetie Heaties Lucien: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Gavin: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties MC: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Lucien: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Victor, annoyed: You are disappointments

Hahahaha. I'm sorry, but the fact that Mammon called the horse and "oversized donkey" is fucking hilarious to me.