James: I'm Incredibly Fast At Math.

James: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Edward: Alright, what's 30x17?

James: 47

Edward: That's not even close.

James: But it was fast

I just had a thought, and I need a second opinion.

Crunchy, Wildberry, and Clotted get married one day. How do the wedding rings work? Do they each have one ring? Or they have a ring on each hand? Wildberry has a ring on his left hand and one on his right, for example?

First thank you for coming to me and here is my grand idea. When they are engaged Clotted Cream do offer them rings and they accept it, but they seem not as keen on the rings as they would like to be as they are concerned they will not be able to really wear it when they are doing their work in their respective kingdoms. Clotted Cream nods and ask for the rings back and tells them he will keep an eye on them until the union. Months later when they are getting married in the republic, Clotted Gifts them new improved rings and a magic candy. He has reforged the rings to where they can place their magic candies in them and they are fixed on to a necklace so they can were it under their armor. Crunchy Chip and Wildberry are amazed by their new gifts. Clotted Cream explains that he knows how hard they work for their kingdoms and shows his ring with his candy in it. He wants these rings to be a symbol of not only their union but the promise to stay strong and fight for what they want to love and protect. They wear their gifts proudly. Clotted wears both his engagement ring and the wedding band that the boys put on him during their wedding.

I hope this was helpful? I feel like I went on my own tangent here lol

You ship clotted x crunchy x wild!? Sweet!!! So what do you think their dynamic will be like?

HYHGVJGH I SHIPPED IT FOR THE FUNNY HA HAS BUT I DO HAVE THOUGHTS

ETA: I missed the Wildberry so I just wrote the dynamic with clotted and crunchy but I have added their dynamic at the end.

Clotted Cream wanting to get with Crunchy Chip is scandalous. At least that how it feels like to him at first. Like he's always had the thought of marrying into another house, making sure to do the custard house proud. So him being attracted to this feral yet dignified warrior of the cacao kingdom just makes him feel a bit... Excited? Yet so guilty. He indulges a bit by teasing and flirting with Crunchy Chip, and Crunchy Chip is very oblivious by all this. He gets angry when ever Clotted cream tries to give him sweets, he will take them out of politeness. Clotted cream fonds over crunchy chip as they find them so cute. He does have to hold back his hand from petting Crunchy Chip too often.

For me I think I like the idea of it being a one-sided crush, because I feel like Crunchy Chip does not trust Clotted cream at all. I also think about how trapped Clotted Cream must feel in his position of keeping up the custard house name and also keeping up appearances. He just wants Comfort. He has urges to wanting to hug and cuddle Crunchy Chip but they feel they can't.

If you want a dynamic on them actually being together? Awkward. Complete Awkwardness in the beginning as the culture gap is very wide and miscommunication is abound. Clotted Cream has to learn not to spoil Crunchy Chip, and Crunchy Chip has to learn that it's okay to chill, as there is a time and place. They get use to each other's company.

Wildberry is the mediator between the two. He keeps track of them both. He never has to say much he just has to be there. He also will say what they both need to hear, for Clotted Cream emotionally and logically for Crunchy Chip. He also likes cuddles, and when he sees clotted cream trying to over work themselves he will pull him into a mandatory break. If Crunchy Chip gets a little restless he will take him on a walk. Or as he puts it, "on a patrol".

I discovered a new ship exists 🙂

can we get more Wildberry x Clotted Cream x Crunchy Chip ship art? please, it's so cute and adorable

Sure since I would like to see them too

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For those who are as confused as I was