Character A Is Always Seen Carrying A Cup Of Coffee, Character B Assumes That Character A Loves Coffee

Character A is always seen carrying a cup of coffee, character B assumes that character A loves coffee a lot and tries to worm their way into A's heart by giving coffee and coffee-inspired gifts.

Thing is? Character A HATES coffee, it is the most vile thing they've ever had the displeasure of tasting. They just really like the smell of it.

And oh no B is totally expecting them to actually drink it, try not to look disgusted when you take a sip-

Don't lose your head

A parody, based on Damian Wayne

I have too many thoughts about this and also too much time, enjoy:

Grew up in the alps

Of Nanda Parbat

Life was a chore so (he set sail)

Was sent to my dad came straight to the manor

Theres this British dude, lame

Epic fail

Ooh, I wanna fight and slash

Family? Not my thing

Ooh, but then my dad was dead

And soon my brother said, "You should try and get ahead"

He wanted me, huh, obviously

Selecting me as the perfect Robin

Couldn't be better, then he gave me the R and who am I kidding

I was pretty excited

Ooh, put on the R

Ooh, just wanna try

Ooh, you're the old guy?

I'll throw you off this dino, xo "Drakey"

(Oh-oh)

Here we go🙄

(You almost killed him!)

I didn't know he would find my grandfather!

(What?)

Get a life

(You sent him on his quest?)

Like, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

(Not much anyway)

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell

I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did

Don't lose your shit

Two in the cave and the little one said

If you wanna help me, make up your mind

Him or me, chum

Don't wanna be the

Guy who get left or

Are you dumb?

Ooh, don't be bitter

Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter

Ooh, why hasn't it hit him?

He doesn't want you 'round here

Somebody kick you

(Oh-oh)

Here we go

(He did as you said!)

I didn't really mean it but here we are now

(Wow Dames, way to make the others hate you)

Mate, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

(Not much at least)

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell

I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did

Don't lose your shit

Tried to kill

But the bat said nope

My only hope was learning

I got a promotion

Caused a commotion

Set in motion the Zoo of Wayne

The rules were so outdated

I wanted to chop som heads off

Soon, Morgan Ducard (dead!)

Everybody chill, its totes God's will

Batman's out every night on the street

After benching me, like what the hell?

If that's how it's gonna be

Maybe I'll break out of jail on three

Just to make him rage

Richard finds out and he goes mental

He screams and shouts

Like so judgemental

You damned brat!

Mate, just shut up

I wouldn't be such a b-

If you'd just let me out

(Oh-oh)

Here we go

(Is that what you said?)

And now Tim's back with the real Bruce Wayne!

(No)

Yeah, that's definitely my dad

(Seems it)

What was I meant to do?

(What was he meant to do?)

Like what was I meant to do?

(What was he meant to do?)

No, but what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit

I didn't mean to hurt anyone (by a lot)

LOL, say oh well

Or go to hell (he's going to hell)

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what he said

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

Don't lose your shit

Thought:

Six the Musical but instead of Henry’s ex-wives, it’s Batman’s six Robins

Utterly obsessed with the concept of the Bats seeing Dick Grayson as this warm and cuddly, touchy-feely guy, but it’s using Bat standards, so the rest of the world looks at Dick and sees Ray Holt from B99.

Bats: he’s just a happy guy!

Dick:

Huh...

i think it should be common knowledge in the dc universe that red hood is casually friends with notable businesswoman talia head. they tweet one another

You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.

When authors figure out the difference I will be able to die happy

Might steal this👀👀👀

I see your 'The JLA find out about the army of vigilantes they didn't know about in Gotham' and I raise you everybody except Bruce joins a team outside Gotham and Batman remains a myth. They always mention their dad in passing but everyone assumed he was a civilian until they call him for back up and he arrives in a million dollar stealth jet and proceeds to beat up the villain of the week and lecture his kids on how they should have been able to handle this.