Might Steal This

Might steal this👀👀👀

I see your 'The JLA find out about the army of vigilantes they didn't know about in Gotham' and I raise you everybody except Bruce joins a team outside Gotham and Batman remains a myth. They always mention their dad in passing but everyone assumed he was a civilian until they call him for back up and he arrives in a million dollar stealth jet and proceeds to beat up the villain of the week and lecture his kids on how they should have been able to handle this.

Truly a masterpiece

all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

Ultimate Spider-Man, Season 1 episode 9 "field trip".

"I hate field trips" -Peter Parker

He has canonically been bitten by an animal on all the field trips he's ever been on.

I'm just saying, we as a fandom don't use this enough in our field trip fics

This is my inspiration for everything

“CAN WE GET A MAINTENANCE GUY DOWN HERE? I don’t think fluorescent bulbs cast that much shadow.”

Huh...

i think it should be common knowledge in the dc universe that red hood is casually friends with notable businesswoman talia head. they tweet one another

Jason: So, demon spawn, what’d you get me for Christmas?

Damian, handing him a box: Here.

Jason: *opens box*

Damian: It’s a first edition copy of Misery by Stephen King.

Jason: Oh, how original, even though I have 3 copies of these already.

Dick: Jason, be nice

Tim: Even I have to admit that’s a nice gift. The kid probably murdered his allowance for that.

Damian: Oh, no, I didn’t. That’s one of his copies.

Jason: Wait a minute, you stole my book and gifted it back to me?

Damian: Yes.

Jason: You little-

Damian: Look at the first page

Jason: *sighs and opens book* (;° ロ°) *carefully takes a seat then reads aloud the text* To Jason, you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will. With best wishes, Stephen King

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Damian: Yeah, Raven wanted to get her book signed so I got one of your copies and went with her. Sorry if you didn’t want anyone writing on it, he kinda added a few things to your notes

Jason: (⚆ᗝ⚆) *shaking, while holding the book* Stephen King read my notes?!?!?!

Damian: Yes, I remember him complimenting them and saying you were very observant.

Jason: