The List

The List

Dear Diary I finally said goodbye to him today. He has asked me to make a list of all the things he needs to collect from my place. So, I am going to make one. When have I ever known how to say no to him? 1. The Hufflepuff scarf that he wore on our first date. Afterwards we had come to my place, and stayed up all night talking about the stars and the universe, and he had said it all fades away…

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Blaise: I can’t believe you and Harry broke the bed!!

Pansy: you two must have gone wild

Draco: haha yeah…

[the night before]

Harry: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Draco: the fuck I can’t! fuck you!!

what the hell is going on in this country?!

“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like awesome and wonderful like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word amazing to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted amazing on a fucking sandwich.”

— Louis C.K (via wordsnquotes)

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible