Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes

The TF141 went to restaurant to get something to eat.

Ghost: *Scrolling on his phone but see Y/n working as a waitress who is walking by, he keep staring at her*

Soap: *Notice and grin evilly*

Soap: Excuse me

Y/n: *Walk toward to TF141 seats*

Soap: My friend here *point at Ghost* thinks your so cute.

Y/n: Oh my god *Place her hand on her chest*

Ghost: *Pull his hoodie down to cover his face and slide down under the table*

Y/n: What’s his name?

Soap: Simon Riley

Y/n: Nice to meet you Simon*Smile at Simon and walk away to continue her job*

Ghost:*Still under the table and said in dark tone* John… your fucking dead.

Soap: Your welcome!

Price and Gaz: *Trying to hold their laugh, Gaz record everything on his phone*

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My dad said this to the waiter 😂

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König x Fem!Reader

Clingy Giant

Summary: Your boyfriend is very clingy to you and don’t wanna let you go.

Warning: fluff

B/n= Brother’s Name

“Hhggg…”

You sat up on the bed covering your body with the blanket. You look around the room see your and boyfriend clothes are scattered on the floor. “Oh dear god… can’t believe we actually did it last night.” You cover your face with your hands.

You remember what happen last night, you and your team are at the bar having another successful mission. All of your are enjoying, til you see your boyfriend pass out on the bar counter. You say goodbye to your friends taking König with you at your house.

Once your home you place König on your bed and take off his boots and gear so he can get comfy and tuck him in. You were about to head to the living room to sleep on the couch but König grab your wrist and bring you in to bed and pin you on the mattress.

You try to push him off but his grip hold of your wrists and pin them above your head and say in german but slur. Then both of you had a make out session.

“Bloody hell… that was my first.” You groan. The phone ring on the night stand, you grab it and answer it.

“Hey sis!”

“Hey b/n!”

“Did I disturb your sleep?”

“No I just woke up. So what’s up?”

“Right, listen can you pick up my daughter from daycare in three o’clock because my boss told me I gotta have to work overtime.”

“Seriously? Again? Why not like quit, your boss is shit!”

“I know but I can’t because I need money for child support. I promise Christina that I’ll take of Nina in my life.”

You feel the tears sliding on your cheeks, you remember about Christina few years ago. She like a big sister to you and she very kind to you and your brother. Til she got cancer, she didn’t make it but she gave a gift to you and your brother before she die.

You open the night stand drawer and brought out a pendant star necklace. It was a gift from her and your brother had the same thing. You bring it closer to your chest and continue talking on the phone.

“Alright, I’ll pick up Nina in three. Let me know you change your mind so I can help you find a better job than that prick.”

“Thanks sis! I’ll pick up Nina in eleven. Love you sis.”

“Love you too bro.”

You hang up the phone place it on the night stand and put the pendant back in the drawer. You were about to get up but pair of strong pair of arms wrap around your waist. You look over your shoulder see your boyfriend looking at you with those pleaded eyes through those cloth holes.

“Darling~… don’t go.” Hearing his tired voice made your spine shiver. It sound so attractive hearing his tired voice. You sigh softly and smile at him “I’m just gonna take a shower, it’ll be- Hey!” Your body is pull back by him wrapping his arms around your upper body and had you sat on his lap.

“Wow… never seen you this…clingy.” You giggle. He nuzzle his face cloth on your neck hearing him groan tiredly. “Come on babe, it will be-” he shook his head as a no.

“How about we shower together. Hmm?” He look at you then get up from the bed and carry your naked form then headed to the bathroom.

He place you in the bathtub and turn on the water, he check the temperature from the water and feel it warm. He put the plug in the drain and turn the water off once the bathtub is fill. He got into the bathtub sitting behind you wrapping his arms around your waist.

You grab the bottle of shampoo pouring it onto your hand and begin to to wash your hair. “Can I do yours König?” He nod his head removing his cloth as you pour shampoo onto his hair and wash it. König lean his back feeling relax when he feel your touch.

After both of your finish showering the two of your dry up and put on some clothes. “Hey babe, I’m going to store to buy some ingredients for tonight’s dinner.” König stop almost putting his shirt on “I’m.. c-coming too..” you giggle hearing him stutter.

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“Hmm… hey babe do we have black pepper left?” König shook his head “Okay, guess we’re gonna need it.” You grab the pepper from the shelf putting it into the cart.

“Y/n? Is that you?” You look ahead hearing your name. “No way! Jim?” The brown hair boy wave at you and walk toward you. “Hey girl! Man I hadn’t seen you for a month since you join the military. I’m very worry what’s gonna happen to you there and here you are now! Safe and sound.” Jim chuckle.

He notice König stand behind you “Who is that guy that stand behind you?” He pointed at him. “This König, my boyfriend.” You replied. Jim wave at him, König wave him back.

“How’s your girlfriend? Is she doing okay?” Jim sigh heavily “She… well… we broke up. I found her sleeping with another man couple weeks ago. So I don’t wanna see her.” You place your hand on his shoulder “I’m sorry to hear that man, why not come to our place for dinner.”

Jim smile at you “Sure, I don’t had plan today. I visit later. Bye!” He walk away. You sigh softly and started to walk to continue your shopping, König walk behind you and wrap his arms around your shoulders.

You giggle as you place your hand on one of his arms, when he feel your touch his spine shiver feeling your hand. “Clingy today huh?” You grab his hand placing a kiss on his palm. He feel his face warm feeling your soft lips on his hand.

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Once both of you made it home the two of you put all groceries away in place. You look at the clock from the wall reading the time. “Hey babe I’m going to pick up Nina from daycare. I be back quick.” You left the house leaving König alone in the house.

“D-don’t go…” he whine. He hurry outside see your car is gone “Darling…” he head back inside continue putting the groceries away. After he finish he sat down on the couch turn on the tv.

He sigh heavily missing your touch, your touch made him want more because he couldn’t help it. He wanna hug you in his arms and feel your warmth touch.

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You unlock the front door while carrying Nina in one arm. You walk in put your niece down on the floor. “König! Im hom-…oh.” You saw König sleeping on the couch and in his arms hug a pillow and the tv still on.

“Auntie Y/n, who’s that guy?” Nine point at him. “That’s König, my boyfriend.” You walk toward the sleepy German, you stood behind the couch wrap your arms around his shoulders and nuzzle your face on his face cloth.

König groan tired feeling something rub on his face cloth. He look over and he wide in shock seeing your familiar face. “Hey babe, how are-WOAH!” He jump off the couch and tackle you as both of you land on the floor. Nina think it’s fun and join in as she jump on top of König back.

König look over to see his back and see a young girl. “Hi! You must be my auntie boyfriend!” She laugh. All of you get off each other and head to the kitchen to cook dinner. The front door bang caught your attention, you open it reveal Jim. “Hey! Hope I’m not late.” He chuckle “Nope! Your right on time, come in.” You step aside letting him in “So what you ya’ll making today? If your having a struggle I got you guys!” He grin.

After cooking all of you begin eating while having a chat. All of you clean dishes after eating and decided to watch some Disney show. You sat beside König laying your head on his shoulder as he wrap his arm around your waist. Nina sit beside you eating bag of peanuts you gave her from the store. She really loves peanuts because it’s her favorite snacks. And Jim is sitting beside Nina scrolling on his phone.

Nina look over to you and König and said “So how long you two been dating?” You chuckle “About two months, why?” “Because you two almost like a married couple.” Jim burst out laughing hearing her say that. You and König blush much red.

“Wait I got a question!” Jim wipe the tears “What if… your man left you?” He mischievously grin. König quickly lift his cloth reveal his jaw line and mouth and slam his lip to yours with no hesitation. Jim cover Nina eyes because things about to spicy so he won’t let her innocence be ruined, he cheer at you two.

Both of you broke the kiss after long minute of heated kiss. König grab your waist and place you on his lap. He look at your face see your blushing more red, he look at Jim “I rather be with Y/n forever and no one else. She my darling.” He nuzzle his cloth face on your face.

Jim took a quick picture and send it to you later. ‘I totally ship those two. Wonder if I had a new girlfriend just like Y/n. It be funny seeing a girl flustered.’ He thought while laughing.

🔱 Poseidon x Goddess! Reader x Thor ⚡️

The Melody of Calm

Warning: Fluff

Summary: Two gods found you singing and decided to join you to listen your voice.

You walk around the forest while singing a song, your song made all the animals come out from their hideouts and follow you. You sat down on the ground by the river and pat one of the animals as they join in to relax while listening to you.

A deer turn it’s head, you notice look over, you gasp see two gods standing behind you. The animals run away after they see them and went hiding. You sat their frozen, your to scared to move or talk to them.

“Sing again” you wide in shock hearing Thor speak to you. He sit by you and Poseidon sat down facing at you. You gulp from their stares, you close your eyes and continue singing.

If I could begin to be

Half of what you think of me

I could do about anything

I could even learn how to love

Thor and Poseidon closes their eyes listening to you, they listen carefully to you, their body begin to relax like their ready to pass out to slumber.

When I see the way you act

Wondering when I'm coming back

I could do about anything

I could even learn how to love like you

Animals peek from their hiding spots and see the two gods sitting by you and see them look peaceful. They slowly come out of their hiding spots and walk toward you three. Thor and Poseidon notice letting them walk toward you three. Few birds land on your head sitting down as they relax. Squirrels crawl on your arms and sat down on your shoulders. Few of bunnies jump on Thor’s lap nuzzling him, Thor let them and pet them. Couple of deers sit by Poseidon, he let them and pet one of them.

Two of the gods watch you and seeing the birds and squirrels on you, it made their heart warm seeing you so…. Beautiful.

I always thought I might be bad

Now I'm sure that it's true

'Cause I think you're so good

And I'm nothing like you

Look at you go

I just adore you

I wish that I knew

What makes you think I'm so special

If I could begin to do

Something that does right by you

I would do about anything

I would even learn how to love

When I see the way you look

Shaken by how long it took

I could do about anything

I could even learn how to love like you

Love like you

Love me like you

After you finish your last note, you open your eyes and to your surprise they fell to sleep while sitting. You sigh heavily after singing, you snap a finger and on your hand appear small bowl of water. You held it to your lips and drink it. After you finish singing you need to hydrate your throat so you won’t sound like high pitched.

You set the bowl down after drinking and pet all the animals that walk closer to you. You didn’t notice two gods open their eyes slightly seeing you smile while petting the animals. They smile slightly and went back to sleep.

Incorrect Quotes

Ghost: *Sipping his tea sitting by Y/n Price who listen to music while playing video games on her phone*

Gaz: *Walk in the break room and saw Ghost and Y/n* Hey Ghost, what’s going on in Price office?

Ghost: Soap flirting with Y/n because he thought she a grown women but Price saw them and drag Soap into his office.

Gaz: Wait how old is Y/n?

Ghost: 17

Gaz: What?! *Look at Y/n up and down* How?! She look-

Ghost: Price told me it’s genetic.

Gaz:….Oh

-In Price Office-

Price: That little girl is a child! I don’t wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon do you understand?

Soap: *Almost turning pale* Yes si-

Price: Boy have you lost your mind?! Cause I’ll help you find it! Whatcha looking for ain’t nobody gonna help you out there!!! Jesus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!

Soap: Ok

I absolutely loved your Yandere TF141 + König x Fem!Reader and was wondering if you plan on writing more of them.

Thank you😊😊😊 And yes I’m planning making more once an idea pop out in my head.