Thunderballs

Thunderballs

Wondrous item (uncommon)

A small, purple velvet bag with the words “dr. Wondertainment’s thunder in a bag!” With a text below saying “lightning in a bottle not included” the bag has 6 balls, you can throw a ball at an enemy to cast these spells:

Radiant word: 1

Toll the dead: 1

Thunderclap: 1

Thunder wave: 2

Shatter: 3

You regain 1d4+2 balls each day

So many demons are classic big humanoid things with maybe a few animal parts to make them Different. But why limit yourself? Make some demons whose flesh happens to look like parts of plants! A massive grey creature, mostly spherical, with only stubby legs. It’s dotted all over with blinking red eyes, glittery and malevolent. When the huge mouth opens, a clawed tongue lashes out to snare mortals. Or a demon that mimics ivy, its hideously warm tendrils growing rapidly along walls and ceilings, ready to drop down and inject abyssal toxins into some hero.

Plants are freaky, especially roots. Think of some more monsters for your own games, and scare your players!

Atlas (very rare or legendary) requires attunement A weapon that preys on the question “what if Superman was evil?” Does bludgeoning equivalent to hit die size (E.g. wizard does 1d6 bludgeoning while barbarian does 1d12 bludgeoning) On attunement, the wearer gains these benefits: **hold up the sky**: lifting, pushing, and pulling weight is equivalent to having 50 str **ever vigilant**: wearer has advantage to con and str saves and checks, and no longer requires rest or food Curse: **heroic sacrifice**: the wearer is turned lawful good and is compelled to do heroic acts of self sacrifice, wether to save a burning orphanage, or catch a bullet for a king. Should the wearer die during such a heroic event, the wearer will become chaotic evil with the stats of a solar, believing that they have ascended to cleanse the world of its sins and send the pure to a world where they live forever (not unlike scp-2200) I put a lot of effort into this, both stats and design

Hamon training

Feat (bonus if monk)

You have learned how to conduct solar energy through your body via breathing methods. You age half as fast, have advantage on CON saves and are resistant to poison damage. Your unarmed strikes do 1d double proficiency (1d4 at lvl 1, 1d6 at lvl 5, 1d8 at lvl 9, 1d0 at lvl 13, and 1d12 at lvl 17) +wisdom radiant damage.

If conducted through a weapon, It does one die size lower (1d4+wis is just +wis). If taken by a monk, you can spend 1 ki point to channel hamon through an object, get creative.

This is a bit broken so talk to the dm before adding this

Guitara víbora (great club) requires attunement from a bard or a yuan-ti A large guitar that seems to be covered in large snake scales and a giant tooth for a pick. This thing is strong enough to be used as an improvised greatclub and enchanted with bardic magic so you can attack with this using your casting stat and does additional 1d4 thunder damage on hit You know the poison spray and pocket sand cantrips and can cast speak with animals at will, but it only works on snakes (basically you speak parseltongue) Once a day you can cast these spells: Invisibility Fly Protection from good and evil Goodberry Thunderous smite Dominate person Enhance stat (constitution)

To be fair he’s making one big wall and not a bunch of small walls, because that would be too many walls

Oliver Wood called Trump a “Throbbing Turbocunt”