Hlk : Where The Hell Is That Psychotic Idiot

Hlök : Where the hell is that psychotic idiot

Others : *shrugs*

Y/N : Don't worry, i got this

*stands up and cleaning them self a bit*

Y/N : PREPARE FOR TROUBLES *insert whatever they are posing*

silence....

Hlök : wtf you are trying to do-

Jack : *jumps out of nowhere and breaks the window and doing his gentleman pose* MAKE IT DOUBLE~

Y/N: To protect the world from devastation!!!*dramatic pose*

Jack:To unite all peoples within our nation!*dramatic pose*

Y/N:To denounce the evils of truth and love!!*keeps doing poses*

Jack: To extend our reach to the stars above!! *doing the same*

Y/N: Y/N!!

Jack: Jack!!

Y/N: Team Psycho, blast off at the speed of light!

Jack: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Heracles:*dressed as a Meowth*Meow!That's right!

Adam:*proud dad throws roses for his children *

Hlök:.....You.....really need a therapist....

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*

Owlie:He can't swear even if you allow him

Y/N:But it's cute

Owlie: yup cute as fuck 😌

Heracles:Don't swear please!

RoR Incorrect quotes#101 God of Himbos

When Heracles saw how they treated jack after he won...

Heracles: I just-ugh-i'm so frustrated! Can I curse?

Jack: Go ahead

Heracles: SHI...

Y/n*Pats his back to comfort him*Go on~

Heracles: I'm nervous...

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j

(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)

Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.

Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?

Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.

Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-

Hera:*kicks the wall*

Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*

Zeus:.....That was ...hot.

Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 2 Idia Shroud x reader

~Videogames~

Idia:*playing videogames*

Y/N: *knocks the door*

Idia:It's open...

Y/N:*kicks the door*Hello Idia-kun!

Idia:*jumps from his seat* Y-Y/N what are you doing here?

Y/N:Ortho-kun had to help Ace Deuce and Grimm with their homework, so he asked me to bring you some snacks!! *tray of delicious BUT HEALTHY snacks *

Idia:Umh....thanks....you can leave them on the bed...

Y/N:Okay!*leaves the tray on the bed*

Idia:*keeps playing *

Y/N:*looks at Idia's computer and their eyes widen*IS THAT KINGDOM HEARTS?!

Idia:*jumps again* d...don't scream....wait...You know this game?

Y/N:OF COURSE I DO! *bright smile*Oh! This is 358/2 days!! *star eyes*

Idia:Y-Yeah....I...

Y/N:Who's your favourite KH character?? Mine is Axel but I can't deny that I have a thing for Vanitas *grins*[Owlie note:sorry but those are my thoughts xD)

Idia:...I....I like Roxas...

Y/N:He's cool too! And his backstory is just amazing can't deny that I cried few tears for him.*giggles*

Idia:*clearly uncomfortable *Y...yeah [Owlie note:poor baby he has no social skills🥺]

Y/N:*notices that* Well I should go...I still have to keep an eye on Grimm....Can I join you next time?? I really love videogames!!

Idia:....Umh sure....I guess

Y/N:*smiles* Well then! See you next time Idia-kun!!*leaves*

~Bonus~

Ortho:Hello big brother! I'm back!

Idia:...Hi....*plays*...

Ortho:Ohh! You finished your game! The prefect couldn't stop talking about it!

Idia:Uh?

Ortho:Yeah! They kept talking about videogames and in the end we didn't finish our homework!!

Idia: and....what kind...of games....did they talk about??

Ortho: Well.....*insert names cause I'm not a but an idiot who only played Kh,Street fighters, Pokemon Inazuma Eleven and Cooking Mama*

Idia:....I wonder if they are single....*whispers*

Ortho:Did you say something?*smirks behind the mask*

Idia:N-NO...*sweatdrops*

Ortho:*replays Idia's worsa * ~I wonder if they are single~

Idia:ORTHO!*his hair turns red*

The queen of Olympus is here, Hera goddess of family and marriage, too bad that her own marriage wasn't the best of all. I mean she has Zeus's as husband what did she expect?