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Is it bad to say that....Zeus actually looks good like that?

Plus love hades and Poseidon's faces 🤣🤣🤣

Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ⚡B A L D ⚡

Like this?

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j

(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)

Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.

Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?

Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.

Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-

Hera:*kicks the wall*

Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*

Zeus:.....That was ...hot.

Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*

Y/N:

LET'S GIVE 'EM HELL

RoR Incorrect quotes#100! Like Mother-Like Daughter

You found out Zeus took Kojiro and is now trying to force Both Poseidon and Kojiro to Wed in Hope that his brother won't die...That obviously didn't sit well with you so as you tried to go and get Kojiro everything in the God Section was put into lockdown-You got lucky you were hanging out with Loki before the lockdown

F!Y/n*Looks at all doors and windows are reinforced and looks at Loki*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?

Loki*Looking around and patting his pants when he pulled out a key with a keychain that had N.T in them and smirks at you grabbing your arm and running to get to the tesla room*

-As the two got into was seemed to be one of Nikola's new inventions Loki puts the keys and turns it on...but goes thru the radio to pick the perfect song going with "F*ck you up! Hits"-

Loki*Has hands on the wheel*Buckle up babe~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~

-At the wedding-

Kojiro*Was putting on a wedding dress and being held to be in place along with Poseidon, mouth covered with tape*

Poseidon*Glaring at his brother knowing he can't disobey him*

CRAAAAAAASH

Loki*Opening the door of the vehicle abit dizzy*I OBJEEECT!?*falls into the rubble*

F!Y/n*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the hood towards the to look at the gods and glaring at Zeus*YOU WANT MY FUTURE HUSBAND...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!

Zeus*Rolls eyes and snaps his fingers for his soldiers to attack her at the ready*

You soon enough launch yourself toward Zeus' own soldiers...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...

Zeus*Frowning*WHAT THE FUCK-SHE IS DAME!*Moves out of the way from a soldier that falls near him now being choked by viscera, grabs him, and pushes him towards the angry human*SHE'S A BROAD!KILL HER-*Stops talking when the soldier was killed in an instant he pushed him her way*

Kojiro & Posiedon*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru Zeus's best god soldiers*...

Loki*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another god*

F!Y/n*As you drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Zeus but stop at the last min, get off punch the last soldier standing on your path, Glaring up at Zeus*...

Zeus*Looks down at you as you grab Kojiro and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls his eyes and huffs*...

F!Y/n*Looking at the gods, pointing at Kojiro's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Kojiro's ass to emphasize that*

Koji*Eyes widen and blushes*...

Loki: HAHA!*Laughs at the Greeks, He too is now carried like Kojiro by you*

Poseidon*Gaze on you as you leave and smirks, Interested in your display*Well then...

...You take after Mama Eve...ALSO, WE DID IT, FOLKS!100 ROR QUOTES!?!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20.5

Zeus:*somehow he escaped from the angry crowd of women* Thank Uranus I managed to run away from those crazy females...

*noises*

Hera:WHERE IS HE!?

Alcmene: I believe he went this way!!

Zeus:!!!*opens the door and gets out from the building* I should be safe now.

???: Oh looks like Tyche is with us my friends.

Zeus:*recognizes the voice * G....Ganymede!?

Ganymede: The ladies did take their time with you...but now it's our turn. *a crowd of male is behind him*

Zeus.....well shit...I'm dead for sure now.

Bonus:

Lux:*takes out a walkie talkie * I found him he is here. The boys are having their fun with him.

Owl: *dressed up as a bodyguard too* Good I'll inform the Ladies.

Hera:Where is he!?

Owl: Lux referred to me that the insect is with the boys, my lady.

Hera:Good. Let's go and finish our job.

Y/N: As you wish my queen*smiles*

@luxthestrange xD we make a good team.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~

Episode 21

-This is what happened before episode 20-

Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....

Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....

Hera:*looks at them*

Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.

Hera:*surprised*

Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.

Hera:.....You are right.

Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*

Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?

Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...

Hera: Somebody will get hurt?

Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus

Hera:I'm in.

Y/N: Good *smirks*

Owlie:He can't swear even if you allow him

Y/N:But it's cute

Owlie: yup cute as fuck 😌

Heracles:Don't swear please!

RoR Incorrect quotes#101 God of Himbos

When Heracles saw how they treated jack after he won...

Heracles: I just-ugh-i'm so frustrated! Can I curse?

Jack: Go ahead

Heracles: SHI...

Y/n*Pats his back to comfort him*Go on~

Heracles: I'm nervous...

RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊

Episode 22

~Happy Fathers day!~

Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*

Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?

Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!

Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!

Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!

Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"

~Present~

Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"

Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.

Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*

Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"

*The bell rings*

Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*

Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*

Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...

Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.

The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"

Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!

Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*

~During dinner~

Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.

Huginn:It's good

Munnin:*eating everything *

Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*

Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*

Eve:*looks at her husband*

Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"

Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?

Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *

Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"

Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"

Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"

Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"

Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.

Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*

Y/N:DAD NO!

[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]

👀 The mischievous twins are here, Dolos "the mischief" and Nous "the intelligence", children of the Goddess of Peace Eirene and the God of Mischief Loki.

Facts about the twins:

● Very protective towards their mother

● They prefer their uncle Thor over their own father.

● Dolos is Pansexual while Nous is bisexual.

●During Ragnarok Nous sides the gods unable to forgive human kind for what they did to his mother not knowing that gods are responsible as well, while Dolos, knowing the truth has already forgiven human kind, and he helped Brunhilde also because his lover is a human.

During her pregnancy Eirene was hosted in Poseidon's undersea palace and spent time with her young cousins. The gods thought that she would be save there because...well no one is that stupid to go against Poseidon.🤣🤣 maybe Loki...😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....

😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 23

Y/N: Strictly hypothetical....let's say someone wants to take you out on a date

Apollo: Why is it hypothetical?

Y/N: Check your calendar,pussycat.

Leonidas:*laughs in the background*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 24

~Apollo's palace~

Apollo:*looking at himself in the mirror* I look so beautiful!

Y/N:*laughing hysterically in the background*

Apollo:....I guess somebody ENVIOUS says otherwise.

Y/N: Bro you wear even more make up than my grandmother and at least she looks stylish!

Ares: Wooooooo!*cheering for Y/N*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 25

Y/N:YO HERK OPEN THE F**ING DOOR IM HERE!

Hercules:*opens the door*Hey Y/N!! Welcome to my home!

Y/N: Man it's not the first time I came here. Is everything ready??Is the old man out of the house??

Hercules:*chuckles *Yes he's not here tonight , did you bring the forbidden goods???

Y/N:*evilly smirks and shows every kind of junk food* Have I ever disappointed ya?

Hercules: Never.

Y/N stayed at Hercules house for their first sleepover, they had so much fun together while playing videogames eating junk food. They have been best friends for years now but never had the chance to do a sleepover due to some grumpy old man.

~The next morning~

Y/N:*wakes up * mmmm *groans * I hate mornings so much...

Hercules:*still sleeping*

Y/N:*smirks* Come on big baby...rise and shine, time to get your ass up!! I want breakfast you are the cook between the two of us! *

Hercules:*opens his eyes* Give me five minutes Y/N~ * very deep morning voice*

*Y/N.exe has stopped working*

Bonus!!

~A few days later ~

Hermes:*drinking coffee*

Y/N:.....

Hermes: For a big softy like him my brother sure has a very deep morning voice, am I right??

Y/N:.....I hate you so much....*gives him 20 dollars*

Hermes:*smiles*

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 26

Tesla:*literally kicks the door open *Come on Y/N,let's go!

Y/N:*sleeping on their desk* 💤💤💤💤

Tesla: *looks at them *

Y/N:*dorky smile and red cheeks *mmm

Tesla:....💡....*gets closer to Y/N's ear* Y/N darling wake up.

Y/N:*doesn't move*

Tesla:😑....Y/N wake up my wife will be home any minute.

Y/N:*jumps from their chair* WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!*searches for them*....*looks at Tesla*

Tesla:*smirks*

Y/N:...You're awful...

Tesla:I love you too!! Now let's go!! We have so much work to do!

Y/N:*groans*

Take a chance on my October commissions!

You can choose the character both for the pumpkin sticker and the spooky doll!

DM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED

Here we go, how the two lovebirds met, before you ask, yes that's Eirene, she had silver hair before....I'll soon explain why, but some of you already know!

And yeah, in my headcanon Loki had an emo phase ok!?

The queen of Olympus is back with a new design!! Too bad that her strict attitude is still the same, I can say that she is not a very loving mother.

I have no regrets redrawing her design, now I can say that I'm really satisfied.

RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE

Episode 27

Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!

Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!

Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.

Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-

Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.

Apollo:....nevermind.