Record Of Ragnarok Heracles - Tumblr Posts
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~
Episode 16
Loki:*black eye *
Thor:....what did you do this time?
Loki:... Ask Y/N...
Thor:????
Thor:*black eye*
Hermes:What happened to you???
Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.
Hermes:???
Hermes:*black eye*
Loki:....
Thor:....
Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?
Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.
Hercules:*with a black eye* ....
Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??
Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...
Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*
Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.
Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.
Loki:Exactly.
Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.
Thor:Why?
Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.
The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....
Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"
[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 18
(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)
Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*
Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*
Y/N:*stops talking*
Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*
Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.
Jack:*confused*
Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"
Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*
Snake:What do you want, lowly human?
Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*
Adam:*claps*
Lu Bu:*thumbs up*
Owlie:*films everything*
Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.
Snake:...what?
Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*
Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!
Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!
Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*
Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....
Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-
Y/N:*turns around*
Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*
Snake: WHAT!?
All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"
Hlök : Where the hell is that psychotic idiot
Others : *shrugs*
Y/N : Don't worry, i got this
*stands up and cleaning them self a bit*
Y/N : PREPARE FOR TROUBLES *insert whatever they are posing*
silence....
Hlök : wtf you are trying to do-
Jack : *jumps out of nowhere and breaks the window and doing his gentleman pose* MAKE IT DOUBLE~
Y/N: To protect the world from devastation!!!*dramatic pose*
Jack:To unite all peoples within our nation!*dramatic pose*
Y/N:To denounce the evils of truth and love!!*keeps doing poses*
Jack: To extend our reach to the stars above!! *doing the same*
Y/N: Y/N!!
Jack: Jack!!
Y/N: Team Psycho, blast off at the speed of light!
Jack: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Heracles:*dressed as a Meowth*Meow!That's right!
Adam:*proud dad throws roses for his children *
Hlök:.....You.....really need a therapist....
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.