Girl Do U Not Know How To Tag Ur Cringy Twst Stuff As Fem Reader Or Are You Just That Dense Be Honest

girl do u not know how to tag ur cringy twst stuff as fem reader or are you just that dense be honest

Oh silly me I'll be careful next time.

How to give an heart attack:

h-hey...

My reaction:

Love you guys 😘

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j

(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)

Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.

Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?

Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.

Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-

Hera:*kicks the wall*

Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*

Zeus:.....That was ...hot.

Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊

~Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 6 Vil Schoenheit x reader

Vil:Y/N get back!

Y/N:NO!

Vil:You better listen to me young lady/man!

Y/N:*rise their middle finger*

Vil:How dare you!!

Y/N: I dare!*runs away*

Vil:I just wanna help you!

Y/N:Help me!? Does helping mean burn away my comfy clothes and all my beautiful shirts!?

Vil;*makes a disgusted face* Beautiful? Those t-shirts were a crime for anyone who has a sense of fashion!

Y/N:*dramatic gasp* How dare you insult my precious babies!!! If there's someone who has no sense of fashion then IT'S YOU !!

Vil:I will pretend to not hear what you've just said. Seems like I'll have to teach to have some manners!

Y/N:Manners,my ass!! Hypocrite! You are a brute! A dictator with too much make up who pretends to be a Queen!!

Vil:*clearly pissed and blocks Y/N on the wall*

Y/N:V-Vil?*blushes*

Vil:Now...you better beg for my forgiveness...and maybe I'll go easy on you.

Y/N:*red as a tomato*S-stop...

Vil:Looks like you are not a potato anymore...maybe I'll shall call you Tomato from now on...*caresses Y/N's lips with his tumb*

Y/N:V-Vil.... *gasp* Is that wrinkle on your face!?

Vil:Where!? *grabs a mirror*

Y/N:*runs* THAT WAS EASY!

Vil:Oh now you've done it!!*tries to get them*

Y/N:You'll never take me alive!!*near the exit*

Rook:*catches Y/N* Gotcha ya!*chuckles* My Roi du poison I captured our fugitive !

Y/N:*pales* Rook...I thought we were friends...

Rook: We are but however I cannot disobey to my Roi du poison.

Y/N:*sees Epel* EPEL HELP ME!

Epel:...*mouths "You are on your own this time"*

Y/N:TRAITOR..

Vil:Now....it's time to give you a proper look. You'll look at least decent.

Y/N:.....

And then their screams were so loud that the whole NRC could hear them.

Y/N: I hope won't be too hard on that.

Muginn:Why is she strict?

Y/N:Well not all the time....dad is the strict one sometimes....but mom can be even scarier *trembles*

Odin:.....

Y/N: At least she likes you💧*hugs Odin*

Odin:...*clearly glad that Eve approved him cuz he can't imagine what would have happened if she didn't *

Meanwhile:

Adam:*half dead*

RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath

After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight

Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*

Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Eve: Go.

Adam: Stay.

Eve: Go!

Adam: Stay!?~

Eve: You go!

Adam: Cain, stay!

Eve: Now!

Adam: Abel, don't move!?

The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy

Eve: You go!

Adam: Boys, stay!?!

Eve: Get out of here!

Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*

Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Adam: Don't leave me!?!

Eve:You get out of here!?!

Cain & Abel Internally-

This is part 2 to my friend @sketchy-owl(Their content is SO GOOD Y'ALL!)

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The Stranger the better

Lux @ Adam