How To Give An Heart Attack:

How to give an heart attack:

h-hey...

Y/N: I hope won't be too hard on that.

Muginn:Why is she strict?

Y/N:Well not all the time....dad is the strict one sometimes....but mom can be even scarier *trembles*

Odin:.....

Y/N: At least she likes you💧*hugs Odin*

Odin:...*clearly glad that Eve approved him cuz he can't imagine what would have happened if she didn't *

Meanwhile:

Adam:*half dead*

RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath

After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight

Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*

Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Eve: Go.

Adam: Stay.

Eve: Go!

Adam: Stay!?~

Eve: You go!

Adam: Cain, stay!

Eve: Now!

Adam: Abel, don't move!?

The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy

Eve: You go!

Adam: Boys, stay!?!

Eve: Get out of here!

Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*

Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Adam: Don't leave me!?!

Eve:You get out of here!?!

Cain & Abel Internally-

This is part 2 to my friend @sketchy-owl(Their content is SO GOOD Y'ALL!)

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The Stranger the better

Lux @ Adam

Y/N:

LET'S GIVE 'EM HELL

RoR Incorrect quotes#100! Like Mother-Like Daughter

You found out Zeus took Kojiro and is now trying to force Both Poseidon and Kojiro to Wed in Hope that his brother won't die...That obviously didn't sit well with you so as you tried to go and get Kojiro everything in the God Section was put into lockdown-You got lucky you were hanging out with Loki before the lockdown

F!Y/n*Looks at all doors and windows are reinforced and looks at Loki*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?

Loki*Looking around and patting his pants when he pulled out a key with a keychain that had N.T in them and smirks at you grabbing your arm and running to get to the tesla room*

-As the two got into was seemed to be one of Nikola's new inventions Loki puts the keys and turns it on...but goes thru the radio to pick the perfect song going with "F*ck you up! Hits"-

Loki*Has hands on the wheel*Buckle up babe~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~

-At the wedding-

Kojiro*Was putting on a wedding dress and being held to be in place along with Poseidon, mouth covered with tape*

Poseidon*Glaring at his brother knowing he can't disobey him*

CRAAAAAAASH

Loki*Opening the door of the vehicle abit dizzy*I OBJEEECT!?*falls into the rubble*

F!Y/n*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the hood towards the to look at the gods and glaring at Zeus*YOU WANT MY FUTURE HUSBAND...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!

Zeus*Rolls eyes and snaps his fingers for his soldiers to attack her at the ready*

You soon enough launch yourself toward Zeus' own soldiers...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...

Zeus*Frowning*WHAT THE FUCK-SHE IS DAME!*Moves out of the way from a soldier that falls near him now being choked by viscera, grabs him, and pushes him towards the angry human*SHE'S A BROAD!KILL HER-*Stops talking when the soldier was killed in an instant he pushed him her way*

Kojiro & Posiedon*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru Zeus's best god soldiers*...

Loki*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another god*

F!Y/n*As you drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Zeus but stop at the last min, get off punch the last soldier standing on your path, Glaring up at Zeus*...

Zeus*Looks down at you as you grab Kojiro and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls his eyes and huffs*...

F!Y/n*Looking at the gods, pointing at Kojiro's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Kojiro's ass to emphasize that*

Koji*Eyes widen and blushes*...

Loki: HAHA!*Laughs at the Greeks, He too is now carried like Kojiro by you*

Poseidon*Gaze on you as you leave and smirks, Interested in your display*Well then...

...You take after Mama Eve...ALSO, WE DID IT, FOLKS!100 ROR QUOTES!?!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 1 Lilia Vanrouge x reader 

(Owlie note: Why him? Cause I freaking love this tiny man, well tiny for you, I’m shorther than him LMAO)

‘Make up’

Lilia:*getting ready for their dinner date*

Y/N:*putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: *humming a song* 🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: *groans* damn eyeliner...*keeps failing putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: Dear, I can not unsee that you are...having few problems with your make up.

Y/N: I’m sorry Lilia, but...I’m not skilled as you are.

Lilia: *chuckles*Let me help you with that. *gently holds Y/N?s face*

Y/N: *blushes*

Lilia: *serious and focused eyes* mmm *puts the eyeliner with no difficulty* Done!!*smiles*

Y/N: Dear Husband, I sure envy your make up skills.

Lilia: *chuckles* I just had a lot of time to practice on them.

Y/N: Yes, of course. I’m almost ready I just need to put on my lipstick then we can go.

Lilia: *smirks* Oh is that so? *getting closer*

Y/N: Lilia wh-

Lilia:*kiss*

Y/N: *frozen*

Lilia: You know...*whispers* I always thought that my lipstick would look great on your lips.

Y/N: ...*Y/N.exe.has.stopped.working.*

...How I met your father...the tale of a bat and a raven...

Mentioned Lilia Vanrouge x fem reader

Silver x mother reader.

(Owlie note: this started as a joke but it became really serious so I couldn't include it in the Dorks in wonderland series)

Silver;*looks at Y/N* ...moth-...Y/N....

Y/N:Silver darling what I've already told you?

Silver:....to keep calling you mother when we are alone.

Y/N:*smiles and pats his head* Exactly, you have a good memory sweetie.

Silver:Mother please...*blushes*

Y/N:Ok ok I'll stop*rises her hands in surrender * what were you trying to say dear?

Silver: How did you meet Lil-...I mean father??

Y/N:Well that's a long story...wait Lilia never told you?

Silver:....He would tell me that you met in school or that you were bound to meet each other by fate or during a fight in a tavern or that he dreamed of you before you actually met. The most absurd one was that you almost killed him.

Y/N:*sighs * Of course he wouldn't tell you the true story but just few details of it, your father lives for those kind of games.

Silver:What do you mean mother?

Y/N: Your father did tell you how me and him met...he put a small piece of the truth in small stories. But now I'll tell you what really happened.

Silver:*nods*

Y/N: Your father and I are indeed bounded by fate, we are something that humans call...."soulmates" so we were destined to meet eachother....but our first meeting wasn't actually the most romantic thing of the world.

Silver: At least it won't be a cheesy tale like the ones father told me.

Y/N:...Well you could call it the tale of a bat and a raven .....You see...I was a warrior from an enemy kingdom...all I knew in my life was fighting...and killing...I was a merciless murderer....at the time I was called "Raven" due to the mask I was wearing...

Silver:*shocked* "The mask I found in the attic...."

Y/N:When I first met your father...it was during a war...I still remember that day...as if it was yesterday... I was killing every single soldier not caring if they were enemies or allies...then my general:

Flashback

~In the middle of the battlefield~

General: The queen is right there!! Raven!! Go an kill her!!!

"What the queen was in the battlefield!?"

"Yes she was, I was surprised too... I've never seen someone brave as her. So brave to fight along with her people...the king I was 'serving'...was a real coward he sent his soldiers to war and never dared to fight with them....now can I go on?"

"Yes...I'm sorry mother...."

General: Hurry you useless slave! It's your occasion...

Y/N:...*looks at the queen and runs to her ready to strike with the sword*

"As I was about to cut her head off...your father came in to stop me"

Lilia:Not so fast!*stops Y/N's sword*

Y/N:....*stares at Lilia with cold eyes*

Lilia:*smirks* You must be the famous Raven I've heard about!!! Finally I have the honor to meet you! You look very strong but what general I would be if I'd let you kill my Queen.

~Present~

Silver: Father was no different from now.

Y/N:*chuckles* Yes...We fought for days and nights...none of us dared to stop...It was...exciting....because I had finally found someone strong as me...*smiles*

Silver:Who won?

Y/N:Your father of course. He used magic, my army was defeated and while they were running away ...I was left behind...

Silver:Cowards...

Y/N: Well it was good for me don't you think?

Silver: Yes of course.

~Flashback~

Maleficia: *looks at Y/N* They left the raven here...

Lilia: How foolish...he was their best warrior...

Y/N:...you.....masters?.....kill....me?

Maleficia:*her eyes widen* General...remove the mask immediately...

Lilia:*do as she said*....WHAT!? A woman!?

Maleficia:....poor creature....*gets close to Y/N*....what did they do to you....

Y/N:....me raven....me kill...

Lilia: She was literally raised as a warrior...not even given a proper education...She repeats the words she heard the most....

Maleficia:.... for how long were you fighting....no....how many masters you had...

Y/N: .....masters....dead...old....many...

Maleficia:She is not a human...she must be like us....probably from a conquered village...

Lilia:This explains her unnatural strength....she could be even stronger with magic...

Maleficia:....*looks at Y/N's face* those E/C ....She's...from the Kourona Montains ....tribe...

~Present ~

Silver: Kourona?? Wasn't that your last name?

Y/N:Yes....Apparently I was the only survivor of the Kourona Tribe... I rare fairy kind... who lived 500 years ago... after the war the Queen welcomed me to her Kingdom... I received a proper education I learned how to speak, read and use my magic.

Silver: Wait....Fairy?? But do you don't...

Y/N:Have wings? Well as you may know not all faes have wings but the Kourona tribe was famous for having the most beautiful wings among all fae...

Silver:..mother...what happened to yours?

Y/N:I had them once...but they took them away from me...

Silver:*shocked*....Forgive me mother I'm making you remember all those bad things...*looks down*

Y/N:*caresses his cheek* My dear son...I may have suffered at first for those 200 years....but my pain was rewarded with wonderful.... gifts...A home....a man who loves me...and...

Silver:And?

Y/N:*smiles* And you my dear son.

Silver:*tears up and hugs Y/N*....thank you mother..

Y/N: I'm the one who should thank you for bringing me happiness...*holds him close* my precious son.

Lilia:*appears from nowhere *What? Hugs session without me?I'm offended.

Y/N:*rolls her eyes* Don't you have something else to do then bothering us?

Lilia:My little raven you wound me...*dramatic pose *

Y/N: If I really wanted to wound you I would use something stronger.

Silver:....*smiles and hugs both of them*

Lilia:*looks at Y/N and whispers* What happened he never acted this way...

Y/N:*smiles* it's a long story....my bat.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*