All Cats Good

all cats good

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco:

Lucius: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not old, Father.”

Draco: But you are old, Father.

Slytherin: I know Gryffindor's having a miserable time at collage. We have telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: I can sense these things. Remember when he broke his leg and I sensed it?

Ravenclaw: that's because you pushed him and he fell

Harry: Imagine people telling me I’m going to hell because I’m bi

Harry: You know, as opposed to the many other VALID reasons I’m going to hell.

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Remus: I’ll have the salad; no nuts, please.

Waiter: Of course.

Sirius: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Remus: I’m allergic, so I tell them just to be safe.

Sirius: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Sirius: Steak; no bees, please.