Naruto Characters X Things I Said

Naruto characters x things I said

Warnings: A few swear words, mention of anxiety and ptsd, but there's no description about it, mention of death, but it's not serious nor described

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Masterlist and rules

Naruto: Bro, what if we are soulmates friends?

Sasuke: I'll do this assignment later, what could go wrong anyway?

Also Sasuke, two hours before the deadline, panicking: It went wrong. It went so wrong

Kakashi: Oh, thank you Karen, now that you told me to not be anxious my anxiety and ptsd are cured

Ino: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Hinata: Sometimes I relax, other times I remember I have to go outside eventually and talk with people

Neji: So today I really woke up and choose pain

Itachi: I didn't think I would come this far. I thought I would die before my 18th birthday

Shikamaru: I'm 18, did you really think I would come this far and not know how to go to school without doing homework?

Tenten: So today we received a package at home and the guy asked If I was Lee. I said yes and took the pack. I FUCKING SAID YES. I didn't sleep enough for this shit

Temari, after someone called her a bitch: Well, thank you, I try my best, so it feels good to know my efforts are appreciated

Shisui: I told my father to leave my murder unsolved so I'll be on the news and everyone will be so pissed, because they just wanted to see their program and not look at another dead kid

Sakura, with wax near her: In the next hour I'm gonna rip my body hair from my face

Gaara: Since I never learned how to properly react to my feelings and most of the times I don't really show them, all my expressions are acted and overly exaggerated.

Shino, crying during a test: I'm so gonna fail this

Shino, two minutes later: turns out I know the answer if I cry enough

Masterlist and rules

I'll need to learn so many knew things now... shit

Shikamaru Fem friendship HC

if your Shikamaru’s friend you guys are going to occasionally lay in a grass field some where and watch the cloud’s. Shikamaru will probably fall asleep, and you might fall asleep with him.

Being friends with Shikamaru also means your goanna be friends with Choji. You guys will walk around the village talking about how your day went. Or you guys will find some were to relax and try out the new chip flavor Choji bought.

When you guys are older you’ll often smoke together on a roof top (If you smoke)

You feel like a younger sibling to Shikamaru. He feels like he could tell you anything. like when he starts to fall in love with Temari he tells you. You tell him to stop being a pussy and asks her out.

(This is my first post don’t bully me plz. I am taking request I do NSFW and SFW) 

Is there a limit to the words I can write? Because that would be a pain in the ass

Kakashi: Do they... do they bite?

Iruka: Kakashi, you had three of those!

Kakashi: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Iruka: ....Those are children. That's a school Kakashi.

Kuroo: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary

Yumire: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of God anymore

Kuroo: That’s not what I meant

Yaku: YOU DID WHAT!!!!