Here We See Paul Rudd Using His Mystic Powers To Levitate The Confusing Object Known As A "basket Ball"

Here we see Paul Rudd using his mystic powers to levitate the confusing object known as a "basket ball"

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #2

"You gotta probe it." *bounces bow repeatedly* "Probe, probe, probe, probe."

If a mermaid were to lay eggs, and a centaur were to fertilize them, would the offspring be half fish/half horse or....??

me: *shaving*

small cut: *bleeds*

me: this is it this is how i die

What do you call a frustrated potato in orchestra class?

Agitato

*Insert pity laughter*

I have the motivation to do so many things, but I only have the energy for half a thing