Tiresias Is Such A Bitch

Tiresias is such a bitch

I love him

In my odyssey to become to become the nowadays girl version Odysseus, i did two important things:

1. I made ppl think I'm smart, but I count with my hands and forget words in my first language

2. Sometimes I just hold my little siblings (5yo, 8yo) and throw them on the floor when they annoy me (not throwing infents from the wall of troy, but, you know...)

I also got lost in London once, but that was my mother's fault

my friend, giveing me a cookie: because you were the only one that didnt eat marshmallow me: no, i dont eat lotus my friend, knowing what im about to say: ... me: im traumatized from the odyssey my friend: why am i even talking to you-

Achilles, my poor little meow meow, the wettest, angriest, most pathetic man I've ever seen

He did everything wrong, and he deserved the punishment. But hes still my fave I don't care if they cancel him <3

Iphigenia✨

Are those real lines from troilus and cressida?