NEW FIC: The Sweetest Sting

NEW FIC: The Sweetest Sting

Yo! I wrote a thing. This is chapter 1. Summary below ⬇ ao3 | wattpad

Three gorgeous guys. One evil twin sister. One beekeeper with trust issues.

Rora isn't here for love, she's here for fun, but she's not having much of that. When the guy she thought wanted her didn't, she swore she put her heart behind ice. But now she's got Marshall chasing her, Ozzy missing her, and Lewie, her best friend in the villa, wanting to be more than friends. Oh, and she has a sister who lives to hurt her. Can't forget that one.

Rora's just a beekeeper who doesn't like drama, but her life is currently nothing BUT drama. She's terrified of being hurt, and there's only one guy who has the ability to break down her walls, but what if he breaks her heart instead?

This is an ongoing double trouble villa fic. I believe it's gonna be around 12 chapters. So not forever long. Also, it's gonna be smutty eventually.

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Lewie Drabble

Based off a convo with @sophiebernadotte about whether or not Lewie would ever get a tattoo:

(Post-fic AU from Off Limits)

Under the cut

“This is gonna hurt, isn’t it?” he asked.

“Yeah, babe, it’s a tattoo,” she replied, squeezing his hand. “You don’t have to do this if you d—“

Lewie stopped her, sweeping her into his arms, hugging her as he made her walk backwards. Kisses peppered her face, and she burst into furious giggles, wrapping her arms around his waist.

“I want to,” he said. “I’m so excited for it. I’m just nervous it’s gonna hurt and that the tattoo artist is gonna think I’m a pussy.”

Katie burst out laughing, squeezing him tighter. “Babe, he’s the sweetest guy ever, he’s not gonna think you’re a pussy. Besides, even if he did, he’s obsessed with cats.”

*

They stepped in to the studio, and without warning, she was swept into a hug.

“Katie!” Oliver grinned. “It’s so great to see you!!”

As best she could, she wrapped her arms around Oli’s neck, reaching up to try and bridge the entire extra foot he had on her.

“Oli, this is Lewie,” she said as they finally broke apart. “He’s your canvas today.”

Lewie stuck out his hand, but Oli swept him into a hug as well, Katie bursting into a fit of laughter once more. Never could she have expected her 6’0 boyfriend to look so much like a ragdoll, but next to the 6’5 brick house that was Oliver, he looked tiny in comparison.

*

Lewie was sat in the chair, his skin prepped, and Oliver had the stencil ready.

“So, the moment of truth,” Oliver said. “Where do you want it?”

Lewie stuck out his forearm, and pointed.

Katie gasped, grinning a mile wide. “You want it there?”

He nodded. “I want to be able to see it every day.”

She leaned in, kissing him softly, a little at a loss of what to say. But before she could say anything, the studio door flung open.

“We’re here! We’re here!!” Bec said, her usual whirlwind of energy following her. “Sorry we’re late, this one’s queasy again.”

Caden looked around the studio with a distinct gaze of unease, frowning at the needles to Olivers side.

“You really didn’t need to come,” Lewie laughed. “Oliver said it’s going to take like less than ten minutes to do.”

“Moral support, babes!” Bec grinned. “Plus, we can get ice cream after.”

Lewie’s face lit up, but immediately paled as Oli switched on the tattoo gun. But before he even had a chance to go near Lewie’s arm, Caden was throwing up into the bin.

*

Caden sorted with a glass of water and his feet up, Bec and Katie were watching with anticipation. Oliver switched on the gun, and Lewie looked away as he brought it to his wrist, biting his lip nervously. Katie couldn’t help but giggle, squeezing his other hand, and Bec was damn near crying at how cute the whole thing was.

True to his word, Oliver was finished in a little over six minutes. As soon as he announced they were done, Lewie took a deep breath, as if he hadn’t breathed the whole time.

Katie stood up to look, but Lewie covered it with his other hand, grinning a mile wide. “No, no, no peeking!”

He glanced under his hand, and couldn’t wipe the smile off his face, thanking Oliver profusely and telling him it was perfect.

And then, it was Katie’s turn.

She had no idea what Lewie had asked for. She had no idea what she was about to have tattooed on her. All she knew was that Bec had been squealing about how cute it all was for weeks.

Oliver switched out his needles, and got to work.

It was only another few minutes, and she didn’t look, not until Oliver announced that she, too, was done. She glanced at Lewie, who was beaming back at her, and she looked down.

It was a tiny, triangular corn chip, one corner dipped in cheese, and she gasped, the beautiful tribute to Nacho, her beloved golden retriever. But right there, beside it, another, smaller version.

She glanced up at Lewie, her eyes wild and wide, and he had the photo ready, turning his phone to show her the picture.

A puppy. A beautiful, perfect, tiny baby golden retriever, a pretty pink bow wrapped around her neck. She looked up at Lewie, and he beamed at her, showing her his own identical tattoo.

“Her name’s Chip,” he chuckled. “And we pick her up tomorrow.”

Katie squealed, leaping from the chair and throwing her arms around his neck, as Bec screamed with excitement and captured the whole thing on video. Oliver laughed loudly, and Caden groaned his approval, rolling his eyes a little at the gesture.

Lewie kissed her cheek, holding her tightly.

“Two dogs down—“

“Three to go,” she responded. She leaned back, looking up into the sparkling blue eyes she so fucking adored. “I love you,” she whispered. “Thank you.”

“I love you,” he whispered back. “Happy Anniversary, babe.”

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S6 Reactions: HR Challenge eps

Alright, so this was... pretty good? Sort of? I don't know man. Real mixed bag. But if you are a member of the We Hate Amelia Club (of which I am treasurer), then you probably had a really good time 🤣

Okay, so onto my reactions. Spoilers ahead!

Every time Amelia went on about Toby.

When the girls cheered as I made out with Lewie during my dance.

When the girls went awkwardly silent while Amelia made out with Toby during her dance and then asked her to stop.

When Marshall didn't dance on Amelia and she had a tantrum about it, so he publicly pied her the fuck off.

Every time someone was low-key to high-key mean to Amelia for the entire volume.

Every time Amelia pulled me aside and tried to give me advice or support.

Every time one of the boys gave me a longing look.

When the game suckered me into spending way too many gems on lingerie because I completely forgot that Elliot existed and was the person I was sharing a bed with, not Lewie.

When Roberto has a completely out of character Hamish-esque tantrum as he was being ejected from the villa.

Every time Grace asks whether she should get back with Ozzy.

When Marshall made Grace's heart rate beat the fastest, something I had written into my WIP before these episodes.

Every time I had a sweet conversation with a guy who wasn't Lewie.

When Lewie told me that he fell for me and wants me to meet his nan, and dreams of us having a house and dogs and walking on the beach.

When we had pool sex.

Overall I had a good time. And I'm sorry to anyone who likes Amelia. These episodes probably weren't nearly as fun for you as they were for me.