Writing Tips With Professor Sparx

Writing Tips with Professor Sparx

Whilst writing, please note that there is a world of difference between "mimicking their flapping hands," and "mimicking their fapping hands." Beware the missing L.

And in case you were wondering who made such a ridiculous mistake? It's me. Hi.

Look away Suresh stans 😆 This is for the bitter bitches and haters. For we are legion.

@throughthejunobush, please enjoy.

mc and suresh

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IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD YA'LL. AHHHHHHH!

So far (I haven't heard the whole thing) Midnight Rain, Anti-hero, and Question...? are my favorites. It's interesting, because usually her first single SUCKS. Like it's almost tradition for her first single to be the worst song on the album, but this one is fantastic. This album feels like a time capsule. It truly belonged between 1989 and Lover. I love Reputation (It's my 2nd favorite TS album) but sonically, this one fits right into that space where Rep ended up.

I cannot.

Today's episodes... ugh. I don't even have the emotional energy for a good, cleansing funny rant. I haven't had a single person I'm actually interested in so it's been nothing but emotional defeat. Weary, exhausted defeat Sigh.

-- I never kissed Finn on that very first date. So after weeks of being treated like toenail fungus by everyone, I spent what felt like an eternity today being browbeat by Meera and Kat for the crime of being in the vicinity of someone who wanted to kiss me? Am I understanding it right?

--Arlo can fuck right off. Everyone acting all sad that she was gone can also fuck off. All she did was be vicious to MC all day every day. Unrelenting nastiness and they're like, OH WE'RE GONNA MISS HER. Bitch wasn't Priya where she was toxic but fun. She was just the toxic part.

--Meera sucks. Alfie sucks. Remember how Alfie was so into her because she was so chill and had zero drama? Almost like he's delusional about people and has unrealistic standards for others regarding their baggage.

--Suresh? Sorry Suresh Stans. He's fallen so low on my list of reasons to hate this season, it's almost comical. But from the outside, knowing people who like him... oof. That was brutal. Like whether he still wants you or not, or whether you still want him or not, kissing the girl he cheated on you with, in front of you, was a level of cruel I don't think I've ever seen in the game. What is the goal here? Oh right, misery.

--Finn? I appreciate him having my back I guess. It was hotter than anything I've seen from the boys because my bar is basically set on the ground at this point. But honestly, can he spend ONE MOMENT where he's not actively trying to hurt Kat's feelings, and uses other women to do it?

-- Gabi. Sweetheart. I don't care. No no. Shhhhhh. I don't care.

-- Dana. I told you we needed some space. I basically said I don't wanna be your friend. Stop coming at me sideways like the snake you are. I ain't here for your self-involved, one sided friendship.

-- Nicholas, I was 100% aware of what a snake you were when the game forced me to pick you up. So I'm unsurprised that I got bit.

--Lulu. Oh sweet Lulu with your beautiful eyes and your questionable taste in knitwear design. You are the one tiny spark of hope I have for the season to be even a little satisfying. You pieing Suresh really did it for me. I'm sure they'll fuck you up next week. But for now, you are my shimmery little treasure and I will protect you from harm.

The Sun in My Eyes: NEW CHAPTER!

Chapter 50: Pocketful of Sunshine

Bobby and Lili are friends. Best friends. No messy feelings here.

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