FIVE SECONDS LATER IM FASTENING MYSELF TO YOU WITH A STITCH, OH YEAH.

FIVE SECONDS LATER IM FASTENING MYSELF TO YOU WITH A STITCH, OH YEAH.

AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY

NIGHTS ARE SO STARRY BLOOD MOONLIT

this song is actually so perfect for them!!!! I loved the new chapter!!!! #letthemkiss 😂

It must be counterfeit...🎵

💖I wondered if anyone would recognize that 😆 As soon as I heard it I added it to my TSIME playlist. Thank you for reading, anon! #lilibobkissingisinevitable

This is one of my alltime favorite pieces of fan art for the game. Bobby's glee, Carl's pain, Lucas's joyful avarice and Henrik just gleefully tossing money on Lucas... it's perfect. Also I really enjoy Noah being incarcerated 🤣🤣🤣

Also not for nothing, but Gary looks high AF to me, and I'd buy that as canon.

"Gentlemen, our resident geek falls as the rich keep getting richer!"

"That's right Bobs, and it seems Noah's getting used to the box of shame"

"You said you were good at this Carl! You swore on the valor of Violet Man!"

I keep wishing we could have seen more interactions between the lads so I made this self-indulgent piece. Just imagine all the smack talk going about 🤣

11, 15, and 24 for the fandom asks! 😍

Thanks for the asks @longbobmckenzie! Whoo, prepare for my essays 😆

11. Which characters are your least favourite and why?

Ooh, okay, I'm go by season!

S1: is definitely Erikah. She's a spoiled baby who blames MC for her own self-made misery.

S2: It's a tie between Kassam and Jo. No matter how nice I was to Jo she was rude and entitled and mean. Kassam hurt my feelings by ignoring me and not falling in love with me and I'm still salty about it.

S3: Miki. She sucks. She's rude, in your business, self-righteous and she can see herself out. Also, her hair is stupid.

S4: This is a tough one. Cora annoyed me though I'm not sure why. She just rubbed me the wrong way. And Hazeem pissed me off because he didn't love me back. I went full Ani Difranco about that singing, "Fuck you and your untouchable face..." while scribbling little hearts with mustaches on them.

S5: Everyone except Lulu. They are all my least favorite. If I'm forced to pick someone in particular I'd go with Suresh because he legit upsets me. Not in an I'm annoyed way, but in a, I should probably call my therapist way.

15. If you had the power to make one character exist in real life, which character would it be?

Oh man, this one is difficult. I am stuck between Angie and Bobby. The sunshine or the starry night sky? I think I'd say Angie, just cuz we would have fun hanging out, drinking boxed wine, and being snarky.

24. Pick 3 end-game canon couples and tell us how long you think they lasted after the show.

Gary and Lottie: Okay so my head canon here is that it's gonna be an on-again off-again kind of relationship. So, initially I think they break up within a week. But then find themselves talking a lot and end up dating long distance and visiting frequently. But Lottie is both brittle and jealous and goes scorched earth, dumping him over and over. And Gary's sort of baffled and exhausted with the whole thing, but he keeps taking her back because the sex is good and he kind of likes the pain of someone bossing him around. Overall I think it's a solid three or four years of back and fourth before Gary is the one who finally has enough and dumps Lottie. But he meets someone new right away and that's the girl he marries and has many blonde haired, black-browed babies with.

Hope and Noah: If they lose, they don't even make it off the stage before they have another fight and break up. If they win, I think it would be rocky but they'd stick it out long enough for the reunion. At which point Noah sees MC, and is all swoony and sad and finally ends things with Hope. Then he pulls a Jake on MC to see if she'll leave her current partner for him IRL. And in my mind, because I'm mean, she's like… nah.

Jo and Rahim: I think they'd be in it for the long haul. Like I can see them getting married. But no kids. Jo ain't got time for that. But I think eventually Jo would get bored and I 100% see her cheating and getting busted because she's an awful liar. But I think they'd work through it and Rahim would eventually take her back. He's very jealous so it would take some time, but I think they'd make it through.

Man, I put way too much thought into these 😆

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

THIS.

meera the entire time she’s back in the villa:

the other girls: 

God I miss the romance. The sweet tender moments that felt sincere. The sexy sex that was actually sexy. Despite the infuriating glitches and crashes and frustrations that came with S2 (let us never forget the post-Casa amnesia), it was still a season that gave us complex and interesting friendships as well as a good dose of self-esteem and fun, as we were chased by loads of hot people who were sincere in wanting us. And even when they were messy and made wrong choices, it still felt like they liked you.

Bobby McKenzie: 10/10 would die for him. S5 LI's: 1/10* would pay to see them dead.

*the 1 was for Lulu. Everyone else was a big ol' ZERO.

Also, just an aside, but like how great was it that there were canon kinks in S2? We know that Lucas likes it when you take control in bed. We know that Bobby would die happily of suffocation as long as it happened with MC sitting on his face. We know Noah liked his thighs tickled and Rahim likes to be in control. In S5 I know that... um... uh... well there's... Alfie likes... kissing? Suresh likes... vaguely adventurous sex maybe? Dana likes... being there? And Finn likes it in the shower (whoa slow down with the kinks there, Firecrotch Jesus).

I love him so much. So much.