FIVE SECONDS LATER IM FASTENING MYSELF TO YOU WITH A STITCH, OH YEAH.

FIVE SECONDS LATER IM FASTENING MYSELF TO YOU WITH A STITCH, OH YEAH.

AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY

NIGHTS ARE SO STARRY BLOOD MOONLIT

this song is actually so perfect for them!!!! I loved the new chapter!!!! #letthemkiss 😂

It must be counterfeit...🎵

💖I wondered if anyone would recognize that 😆 As soon as I heard it I added it to my TSIME playlist. Thank you for reading, anon! #lilibobkissingisinevitable

I've been lurking in fandom (I'm @litg-lover) for a while but I thought I'd send around some love:

This Momentary Blue was the highlight of my week when you posted it - just the whole Felix/Kassam pairing was perfect, and regardless of my views of Felix, it took those issues and made them make sense, so regardless of it being AU, thank you for that.

(also adore The Sun In My Eyes but This Momentary Blue is a favourite, sorry)

Ah, thank you so much, you don't know what that means to me! I worked on This Momentary Blue much longer than I did any of my other one shots. I spent well over a month brainstorming before I even started writing. I am so proud of it. Sadly most of my one shots tend to get nothing but crickets, at least compared to my longfic, so I've been kind of bummed that I got so little feedback on it.

I'm beyond happy that it's your favorite. It's one of my favorite things I've ever written, too.

Thank you, Amy!

IT'S AN S5 RANT KIND OF DAY I GUESS

I have not finished the episode but Suresh looked good in his pilot outfit. And I did something I have not done the entire season. I chose not to reject his dance. I have literally turned him down and yelled at him every single chance, but I was like, well I kind of hate everyone, let's see how it goes. And the dance was good. It was hot. AND THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DANCED ON GABI.

Dude, you literally jumped from me to her. Just like SMP. Just like our actual relationship. I cannot fathom the writing this season, I truly can't. Just on the basis of not wanting to hurt MC I cannot believe he would keep doing this with Gabi in front of her. DO NOT SAY HOW MUCH IT HURT TO LOSE ME AND THEN KISS THE GIRL YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH, IN FUCKING FRONT OF ME. DON'T SAY YOU STILL CARE AND THEN GRIND ON HER ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF ME.

What the fuck is up with this season, ya'll? Why isn't there one decent guy? I don't really think it's gonna happen but I'm now leaning into the people who are convinced that Bobby is coming in as a contestant. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET BOBBY COME IN AS A CONTESTANT. MC DESERVES SOMEONE WHO IS ALL HEART EYES FOR HER AND HER ALONE. ALSO CUPCAKES. SHE DESERVES CUPCAKES.

"Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care."

YASSSSSSS. AND SERIOUSLY. EFF HIM. ALSO HE STILL NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR THE KISS. BECAUSE HE STILL THINKS YOU FUCKED AROUND WITH SURESH EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T.

Spoilers! (Sorry!)

“I told Finn I was done with you”

“It was nice to have Meera put all her eggs in my basket”

nghaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And why exactly were you done with me, Alfie? What was it that I did that made you so appalled by me? Give a friendly hug to Suresh as we were trying to resolve our “baggage”? Not hearing me out and kissing Kat’s face off behind my back as some petty revenge? For your information, Alfie, I also put all my eggs in your basket! And not once - not even once was I disloyal to you! And you? What did you do? Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care. You believe Kat of all people about a kiss that didn’t happen and go ahead and cheat? And then you have the AUDACITY to even CONSIDER that I might want to be with you after Meera is dumped. You know who’s done with you? This girl! Me! I am! Fuck you, Alfie. Fuck. You.

@ellegreenwxy has destroyed my world and MAY have made me a Finn stan. Like an actual one, not a "well he's the least worst boy," kind I was before. I'm as flabbergasted as you are.

Um, can you bitches stop trying to make me fall in love with Suresh? It' rude. I do not like him. His character is trash IMHO. But dammmmmmn he is so.... so pretty. I'm not religious at all, but I think I need Jesus to save me from that man's face. Which is lucky because there's Firecrotch Jesus right there next to him. I LOVE RED HAIRED MEN, BUT WHY THEY MAKE HIM LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE MESSIAH? IT'S WEIRD.

Also, as I told @throughthejunobush when I saw this: I'd fuck that Eddie too. I wouldn't call him after. And I'm sure the sex would be terrible. But still, I'd fuck him.

LITG: Ex In The Villa (OG Islanders) Artbreeders

disclaimer: i used the original art from the game to make these artbreeder portraits