My Sister And I Have Been Talking And I Want Full Moon So Here Take This

My sister and I have been talking and I want Full Moon so here take this

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Bitztø: What is this

Stolas: please don't ask me that I have depression

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Ozzie: She sounds a bit delulu there

Fizz, hyping him:🎶 DELULU 🎶

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Fizz: So you just map out your room using trash

Blitzø: Listen

Fizz: you walk in and there's the pampers box- why is it empty?

Blitzø: WHY WOULD IT BE FULL

Fizz: WHY IS IT HERE AT ALL

Blitzø: IT WAS GIVEN TO ME

Fizz: WHat????

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Moxxie: When's the last time you even touched a book

Blitzø: TWO DAYS AGO

Moxxie: wait really? What was it about?

Blitzø: I don't know

Moxxie: what

Blitzø: I didn't read it I just touched it

Moxxie: You motherfu-

Misha Collins is out here doing God's work

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy because I fucking hate going and I need to get something positive out of it

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Charlie: are you high?

Angel, very obviously high: It's just allergies

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Showing Sir Pentious around

Husk: and that locked room is where they experiment on new residents

Angel: they turn your spinal fluid into crack

Nifty: yes that's where they punish you

Alastor: They have a paddle with your name on it

Charlie: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM

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Husk: what's so exciting about being under there

Nifty, giggling underneath the table: Legs

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Vaggie: so apparently my love language is physical touch? Which is crazy because I hate being touched

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Angel: I slay every day.... when I can

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Angel: want to play blackjack?

Vaggie: No that's poker we're not gambling

Husk: So? My fifth grade teacher taught me how to play poker we should be able to play it here

Charlie: what kind of school did you go to???

Husk: Public school

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Nifty making uncomfortable eye contact: grrr

Sir Pentious: are you- are you growling at me????

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Angel: I can't wait to eat candy from that white van

Valentino: there's no candy in my white van

Angel: then what's in your white van

Valentino: ....

Angel: WHAT'S IN THE WHITE VAN

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Valentino: golden showers all day everyday

Velvette: WHY WHY DO YOU SPEAK

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Angel glancing at Husk: My cat has antisocial tendencies

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Charlie: You can't mess with people's realities that's called gaslighting

Alastor: That's okay

Vaggie: NO

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Angel: wait I'm going to be your height watch this *squats*

Vaggie: *glares*

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Lucifer: Hey you better get that away from me

Nifty: *takes a step closer*

Lucifer: I SAID GET IT AWAY

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Vaggie: Everyone be careful because the worst kind of std is a child

Angel: actually it's crabs

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Charlie: Now we'll all go around the room and say one thing we like about ourselves. Angel would you like to go firs-

Angel: titties

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I just want to say as someone who just went through a PHP while fixated on Hazbin your group therapy posts make me so irrationally happy. Like thank god I’m not the only one who was sitting in group therapy and thinking about Hazbin characters in a proper therapy group. Although my group was a little less silly since it was an adult php not regular group therapy so everyone was pretty focused.

Also I’m sorry about your situation with your mom , I don’t have any advice except to find ways to safely be yourself because you’re the only person you can control.

Thank you I love hearing that my posts make people happy. Making these posts is the only thing making me go to therapy anyway because telling a bunch of strangers about my trauma is definitely anxiety inducing lol.

And the whole mom thing, I'm hoping to get out of here soon and I've kinda come to terms with it.

Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh

@yeehawthethird @brokenaroacecode

I'm not reblogging the entire post (here) but I did the side by side picrew + uquiz thing.

Not tagging specific people but keep the chain going if u want!