Helluva Boss Moxxie - Tumblr Posts

maybe it's dumb, but how the imps dont, like, at least find the human world very very cold?

My sister and I have been talking and I want Full Moon so here take this

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Bitztø: What is this

Stolas: please don't ask me that I have depression

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Ozzie: She sounds a bit delulu there

Fizz, hyping him:🎶 DELULU 🎶

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Fizz: So you just map out your room using trash

Blitzø: Listen

Fizz: you walk in and there's the pampers box- why is it empty?

Blitzø: WHY WOULD IT BE FULL

Fizz: WHY IS IT HERE AT ALL

Blitzø: IT WAS GIVEN TO ME

Fizz: WHat????

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Moxxie: When's the last time you even touched a book

Blitzø: TWO DAYS AGO

Moxxie: wait really? What was it about?

Blitzø: I don't know

Moxxie: what

Blitzø: I didn't read it I just touched it

Moxxie: You motherfu-

I made a gift for a friend of mine :3

ME NEXT ME ME ME ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

I WANTED TO BE FIZZ SO BAD😭😭

Okay but this episode was so good

Greetings helluva boss fandom

How we doing after today’s episode

1/2?

Moxxie: Who do you think you're fooling?

Blitzø: Sometimes, the most important person to fool is yourself

Stupid idea that came to me after seeing the new episodes trailer and wouldn’t leave me alone so now you all get to suffer with me…

Audio - ‘Candy Store’ from Heathers the Musical

NOOO NOT HIS NEAPOLITAN CAPPUCCINO MORE CAPPU THAN CCINO WITH NO MORE THAN FOUR OUNCES OF MILK SO THE BEANS HAVE THE RIGHT TEXTURE WITH THE NAME SPELLED CORRECTLY ON THE CUP BC HE HATES HOW THEY ALWAYS PUT "FOXXIE" OR "ROXXIE", OR ALTERNATIVELY HIS VENTI TRADITIONAL MISTO WITH TWO BLONDE SHOTS, AFFOCATTO AND RISTRETTO WITH THREE VANILLA PUMPS AT THE VERY BOTTOM AND THE COFFE ADDED AFTER

have this

i can't believe you stole my idea 🔥

THIS IS FIRE THO I LOVE HOW YOU DREW THE FACES

i shouldve remade the text to fit his way of texting. pretend this is real life. theyre on hell snow.

thank you alex i stole your idea 🔥🔥🔥

i think with a few. major tweaks they could work. theyre cute. i can fix them. i WILL fix them

the fact that this my first fandom art post and its fucking. hell of a boss

i know the obvious answer for “who has the worst road rage” would be blitz - but i bet moxxie’s road rage is fuckin unparalleled. sure, blitz is riding people’s asses and yelling at them to get the fuck out of his way

but moxxie’s patience drops to nothin the moment someone’s doing smt unsafe. he’ll be fine driving behind the person going Just the speed limit, even if it means he has to slow down more than he’d like - but someone going dangerously under speed? or slowing down too quickly? not using a turn signal, or just breaking the simplest of traffic laws?

he’s livid. he’s honking. he’s hanging out the window flipping them off and threatening their lives. he’s putting blitz’s road rage to shame, which just makes blitz so proud.

moxxie, after shouting a string of swears & threats & flipping off another driver: sorry for the outburst, sir, but their was a turning lane there for a REASON. they should have USED IT, not stopped to bang a uey RIGHT THERE.

blitzø, unable to speak and just staring at moxxie like: 🥹🥹🥹

Gotta love how now that they’re aware they need human disguises, they just keep making costume changes. I’m flipping here for it!

Phantom

Moxxie and Millie in matching outfits?

Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎉

I wish all of you a great holiday!!

They know

Mans literally got piano keys for teeth

Bravo

Blitzø: does Millie p*g you?

Moxxie: sometimes

Blitzø: