Guys I Found A Very Cool Picrew

Tagging: @yeehawthethird @brokenaroacecode

Guys I found a very cool picrew

Also I desperately need a Hawaiian shirt!!!

@im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @examishbookwyrm @human-who-lives @just-floating-around @rainforestferns @zonzolik @prettycottagequeer @samlikeslawnchairs and open tag

My aunt just said I was the most likely person she knew to get arrested for doing some outlandish shit

I would like to add the context: So we're driving and suddenly I burst into laughter because a car drove past with the windows open and I vividly imagined diving through the window into that car and just landing in the back seat

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy because I fucking hate going and I need to get something positive out of it

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Charlie: are you high?

Angel, very obviously high: It's just allergies

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Showing Sir Pentious around

Husk: and that locked room is where they experiment on new residents

Angel: they turn your spinal fluid into crack

Nifty: yes that's where they punish you

Alastor: They have a paddle with your name on it

Charlie: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM

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Husk: what's so exciting about being under there

Nifty, giggling underneath the table: Legs

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Vaggie: so apparently my love language is physical touch? Which is crazy because I hate being touched

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Angel: I slay every day.... when I can

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Angel: want to play blackjack?

Vaggie: No that's poker we're not gambling

Husk: So? My fifth grade teacher taught me how to play poker we should be able to play it here

Charlie: what kind of school did you go to???

Husk: Public school

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Nifty making uncomfortable eye contact: grrr

Sir Pentious: are you- are you growling at me????

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Angel: I can't wait to eat candy from that white van

Valentino: there's no candy in my white van

Angel: then what's in your white van

Valentino: ....

Angel: WHAT'S IN THE WHITE VAN

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Valentino: golden showers all day everyday

Velvette: WHY WHY DO YOU SPEAK

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Angel glancing at Husk: My cat has antisocial tendencies

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Charlie: You can't mess with people's realities that's called gaslighting

Alastor: That's okay

Vaggie: NO

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Angel: wait I'm going to be your height watch this *squats*

Vaggie: *glares*

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Lucifer: Hey you better get that away from me

Nifty: *takes a step closer*

Lucifer: I SAID GET IT AWAY

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Vaggie: Everyone be careful because the worst kind of std is a child

Angel: actually it's crabs

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Charlie: Now we'll all go around the room and say one thing we like about ourselves. Angel would you like to go firs-

Angel: titties

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I just watched the trailer for Helluva Boss season two and let me tell you I immediately regretted it I am so sad now I have to wait with this feeling of sadness wondering wtf any of that means until it actually comes out

Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh

So I just had a conversation with my sister and all I can imagine is

Vox: why is your music so jazzy?

Alastor: Maybe I'm just superior hmm? You ever think of that?