My Aunt Just Said I Was The Most Likely Person She Knew To Get Arrested For Doing Some Outlandish Shit

My aunt just said I was the most likely person she knew to get arrested for doing some outlandish shit

I would like to add the context: So we're driving and suddenly I burst into laughter because a car drove past with the windows open and I vividly imagined diving through the window into that car and just landing in the back seat

I just watched the trailer for Helluva Boss season two and let me tell you I immediately regretted it I am so sad now I have to wait with this feeling of sadness wondering wtf any of that means until it actually comes out

My sister and I have been talking and I want Full Moon so here take this

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Bitztø: What is this

Stolas: please don't ask me that I have depression

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Ozzie: She sounds a bit delulu there

Fizz, hyping him:🎶 DELULU 🎶

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Fizz: So you just map out your room using trash

Blitzø: Listen

Fizz: you walk in and there's the pampers box- why is it empty?

Blitzø: WHY WOULD IT BE FULL

Fizz: WHY IS IT HERE AT ALL

Blitzø: IT WAS GIVEN TO ME

Fizz: WHat????

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Moxxie: When's the last time you even touched a book

Blitzø: TWO DAYS AGO

Moxxie: wait really? What was it about?

Blitzø: I don't know

Moxxie: what

Blitzø: I didn't read it I just touched it

Moxxie: You motherfu-

You ever wish you were a turtle? Because I feel like having a shell I could disappear into when shit happens would solve 99% of my problems

Manic episodes are such an experience because it's like

"Wow I feel so good right now. I don't think I've ever felt this good in my entire life like watch this I bet I can do a perfect backflip- No I've never tried to do a backflip before but that doesn't matter because I am amazing I am just so good like I can see it perfectly in my head"

"hmmm that doesn't seem right... When's the last time you took your medication?"

"Oh well um I ran out a couple days ago but I feel better now so like I'm probably cured"

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again AGAIN

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Husk: I hate the way you swallow

Angel, putting down his drink: You weren't complaining last night

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Nifty, twirling her hair around her finger: soooo there's another white boy

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Angel: THIS WHITE BOY IS DIFFERENT

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Charlie: you will play family feud and you will like it

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Vaggie: I'm a handy little helper

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Angel: How many hoes you got?

Cherri: ughhh wait lemme see *starts counting on her fingers*

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Angel, being yelled at by Vaggie: Wow I guess when you fuck around sometimes you really do find out

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Alastor: I just want to make enough money to travel the world and then disappear from society

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Emily: I just found out then when you lose your virginity you bleed???? What?????

Sera: uh- well- um- can we not-

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Angel, rubbing his bare shoulder: Does this make you horny?

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