Im Not Crying, Youre Crying

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

credit: Keiid on twitter

dropped fry

pairings: platonic!dabi x reader

summary: it’s the time of the month and with all other options considered, a certain fire user is your only savior.

warnings: period, curses, pet names

notes: i wrote this with like,, a teenage reader in mind?

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“Hey Dabi, Can you go to the store for me?” You asked groggily as you curled up into his side on the couch making him lowly chuckle in his chest.

“What do you need, kid?” He said as you handed him a list, his eyes slightly widening at what was on it,

“Hey hold on, why can’t Toga or Magne get you this stuff?” He asked as you looked up at him with a pout making him swallow,

“You know I normally would, but they’re out with Twice on a mission! Spinner and Compress are out and I wouldn’t dare ask Shiggy or Kuro! Please Dabi?” You begged as he sighed and threw his head back.

“Alright. Anything for you doll. But you owe me one!” He said getting up and throwing a hoodie over himself,

“Thank you Dabi!” You shouted and wrapped your arms around his torso.

“You’re the best.” You finished as he smirked,

“I know Kid.”

about an hour later, you heard the door to the hideout open and shut, and not long after that, a bag came flying at you on the couch.

with a startled shout, you caught the bag and dove into it, gasping at all the things in there.

“dabi! you didn’t have to get me chocolate!” you say gratefully, even though you were a bit surprised.

“they were there at checkout so i grabbed those too.” he shrugged, not noticing your awestruck expression, “you paid?” you ask, making him tense and wave his hand in dismissal. “it’s not that big of a deal.”

“oh,” he began, your head turning to him, “i also got you some food.” he said handing you the brown paper bag, warm with food and heavy in your hand. “wow, thanks!” you say opening it and pulling out a burger and fries.

feeling something heavy being placed on your head, you go rigid as your hand slowly moves up to grab it. the condensation of the foam cup feeling cool in your hands.

while you began to munch on the food, dabi sat on the couch beside you, crossing one leg over the other and leaning back into the cushions. “i also didn’t know what size you needed so i got you like three.” he says nonchalantly while you go back to peek into the bag to see that he in fact did buy you three different pad sizes.

“dork.” you laugh at him, about to put a fry in your mouth. that was ruined when gravity decided to betray you, your fry falling onto the floor.

you sat there still for a moment, hair covering your face. dabi laughed at the predicament you found yourself in, pointing at your misery.

“i dropped my fry...” you said, voice backed by a sob, he took one good look at your crying face and burst out laughing again,

“oh fuck kid, that’s fucking hilarious. when you said your hormones went wild i didn’t think this is what you meant.” he said though fits of laughter while you continued to cry.

once he finally caught his breath, he wiped the blood off his face from a staple he must’ve aggravated with the intense laughter.

“alright, come on kid, just eat another fry.” he said, attempting to console you, picking up another one and holding it to your lips, poking at them repeatedly until you broke with a giggle.

“that’s my girl.”

Secret Admirer (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Request: OML your Dadmight fics are so cute!Could you do one for Aizawa where his kid is a UA student and is receiving letters from a secret admirer. How would he react?

A/N: The reader is adopted because Aizawa is only thirty and I want the reader to be in Class 1B for story reasons within the story.

Every time I turn a corner, I hope I bump into you. Doesn’t matter where; I’m just always hoping I get to see you even if it’s only for a few seconds.

This was the first letter Aizawa had seen. 

(Y/N) was exhausted and had fallen asleep while studying. He noticed her lights were still on when he opened the door to say goodnight before leaving for his nighttime patrol, he found her face down in a textbook at her desk. He almost laughed at how much she still looked like a little kid when she was like this. He carefully picked her up and laid her down into her bed, listening to her babble nonsense as she cuddled into her pillow.

When he went back to her desk to turn off the lamp, that’s when he noticed among her english textbooks was a pink piece of paper that stood out prominently amongst the other white sheets. Aizawa had never been the type of parent who invaded his daughter’s privacy, he was the cool laid-back dad who she felt comfortable enough to talk to. But he found himself overtaken by curiosity of this pink sheet, so he sneaked a peak. 

He was surprised, his daughter had received a love letter.

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Headcanon №8123: Hawks and Midoriya had quarrels (mostly All Might vs Endeavor of course) and discussions on hero fan forums for years without knowing who they are irl. And finally they occasionally meet each other on herocon. The final battle begins.

Also thanks @domineeringscarves for this beautiful conversation text (especially for nicknames they’re gorgeous)

Incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes

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I’m doing here a shitpost of a few I find on the internet. I don’t own any of these and if you do find the owners please tell me and ill add the credit. ( also inspired by @exhausted-smiles )

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(Y/N) : The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Kuroo : You’re too hot and I still want to eat you (Y/N) : What - Kenma: Lunch. One peaceful lunch, just one.

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Kuroo: How’d the date go?

Kenma : I wanted to compliment them. Tell them they had a wonderful smile and all that. Kuroo: What happened? Kenma: They smiled at me and I said ’You had eyes’

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(Aged so its not underage)

Nishinoya : How drunk was I last night? (Y/N) : You called milk cereal water.

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Kageyma, opening a milk carton : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.

Tanaka: What happened

Nishinoya: (Y/N)-san was busy.

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(Y/N): You’re smiling, did something good happen today?

Tsukkishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today,

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(Y/N): I can’t believe were stuck in this room together

Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Tsukki: The glass is half empty.

(Y/N): I think the glass is half full.

Tsukki: I think you’re full of shit.

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Kenma: Can you do the thing?

(Y/N): Hm? What thing?

Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy

(Y/N): Oh.

(Y/N): *smiles*

Kenma: Thank you.

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Lev: It’s really muggy out today.

(Y/N): If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Lev: * sips coffee from a bowl *

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(Y/N): If you work on farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Ushijima, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:

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(Y/N): Today, I lost my boyfriend, and your captain, Daichi.

Daichi, from the other room: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

(Y/N): Sometimes, I can still hear his voice

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( aged again ) (Y/N), drunk at 2am: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.

Kuroo, equally drunk: Nao from Nohebi has two dicks

Kuroo: One is in his pants, and one is his personality

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(Y/N): *putting on chapstick*

Kageyama: What flavor is that?

(Y/N): Cherry

Kageyama: Can I try some

(Y/N): Yeah *hands over the chapstick*

Kageyama: *kisses (Y/N)* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry

*(Y/N).exe has stopped functioning*

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Incorrect x reader Haikyuu quotes !! Part 2, Nekoma edition! ( bonus Akaashi and Bokuto (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ ) ─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Here’s more

Hi :), I'd like to request maybe headcanons or a one shot with bakugou + todoroki (separately) where the reader has an obvious crush on them and always asks them out and flirts with them despite being rejected multiple times. Thanks :))

hi anon!! this is such a cute request, thank you so much 💛 oh to be like y/n who can easily confess ajksdls i could never,,, as always, feedback is always appreciated!!

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

you didn’t like him at first

like sure, you found him attractive, but damn that boy was too loud and aggressive, like who twisted his panties in a knot??

but as time passed by, you see how passionate he actually is to become a hero. every time you see him fight, you can’t help but admire how strong he is

overwhelmed with your emotions, you tell him you like him straight after hero training

“the fuck???” he exclaims, wiping sweat off his face. “i don’t fucking care if you like me, just leave me alone, weirdo.”

instead of feeling dejected, you feel more drawn to the blond. you like how he’s brutally honest, how he’s not afraid to speak his mind

so you take it upon yourself to pursue him, no matter how many times he rejects you

you pair yourself up with him for training and even though he completely immobilizes you, you enjoy training with him because you feel yourself improving

during break, you stay by his side even though he’s constantly telling you to go away

you even become friends with the Bakusquad because they enjoy seeing you rile up Bakugou so much

“STAY AWAY FROM ME, WEIRDO.”

“but Bakugou, i like being with you.”

blasty boi secretly gets flustered every time you flirt with him, but he covers it up by cursing at you

“can i touch your hair?”

“HELL NO.”

“can i hold your hand?”

“DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME.”

“do u want a massage? i give the best massages.”

“DAMN IT STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I SAID NO.”

obviously, you don’t tease him during serious times. you understand that Bakugou came here to be the number one hero, not to flirt with you

but you still ask him out whenever you guys have free time even tho he rejects you every time

he doesn’t understand why you’re so motivated in dating him when he’s been nothing but an ass to you. he knows you’re drop dead gorgeous and that you can go for anyone in the class, so why him?

one day, he’s frustrated with himself and accidentally snaps at you when you just asked him if he wants to eat with you

“WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING BRAIN THAT I DON’T LIKE YOU? GOD, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.”

he looks so angry and serious that you finally decide to stop pursuing him, your heart breaking into two

for the next few days, Bakugou’s world becomes quiet. you don’t talk to him, pair up with him, and even look at him

and damn it, he misses you. he misses your teasing, your flirts, the way you’re never afraid to tell him you like him. when his eyes dance around the classroom, he sees you laugh and smile and fuck, he misses seeing you like that up close

he assures himself that you’ll come back to him, so he waits for you

you don’t.

Bakugou’s ears are ringing from silence so finally, after days of not talking to you, he pulls you away from everyone else before class

“why are you ignoring me?”

you blink at him. “um... you kinda told me to? listen, i know you don’t wanna be distracted in becoming the number one hero, i understand that, but i wasn’t trying to distract you. i just wanted to be by your side and cheer you on—”

he slams his lips against yours, cutting you off. you immediately wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him close to you and deepening the kiss

he grips your waist, hoping that through his kiss, you’ll realize that he’s sorry for treating you like shit

“Bakugou Katsuki,” you smirk at him once he pulls away. “do you like me back now?”

he pushes you away, but not enough to hurt you. he turns away from you to hide his blush. “you’re so fucking annoying.”

you laugh at him. “can i hold your hand now?”

“...whatever.”

with a grin spreading across your lips, you intertwine your fingers and walk to class together. Bakugou scowls when you brag to everyone that you finally got him to like you, but he’s really happy that you will by his side from then on.

TODOROKI SHOUTO

the first time you saw Todoroki, it was like love at first sight

i mean, who wouldn’t love that handsome face and cool aura around him??

anyway, you straight up just walked up to him and blurted out that you like him

he was like “????”

“i like you,” you repeated slowly. “i find you very attractive.”

“i heard you the first time,” he replied coolly. “you don’t even know me, so how can you like me?”

“that’s why i was hoping we can go out sometimes, you know, to get to know each other.”

“no.” he straight up rejected you before walking away.

at first you shrug it off, but then you see more of him in your time in class 1-A. you can’t help but fall for his strength, his power, and his determination

so you follow him around like a lost puppy

he ignores you, obviously, but you’re just happy to be near him

giving him small gifts with notes of your confession everyday becomes your thing

it’s so cheesy like you’d leave a chocolate bar on his table and have ‘i can be sweeter than this chocolate for you~’ written on the note stuck to it

you never see him read your notes since he just shoves it in his bag the moment he sees it

little do you know he actually has a stash of your notes in his room

during break, you slither next to him in the cafeteria and ask him questions

“what’s your favorite color?”

“...”

“what are your hobbies?”

“...”

“what’s your favorite food?”

“...why are you asking me so many questions?”

“because i like you, silly! have you forgotten?”

he definitely blushes at your advances, but he tries his best to hide it from you. “but i don’t like you.”

then you smile bright at him, making his eyes widen. “that’s totally fine, i don’t mind chasing after you!”

he looks at you in bewilderment, wondering how he can get you to smile like that when he’s always just ignoring you. he calms his heart down before saying, “soba.”

“hmmm?”

“soba’s my favorite food. especially if it’s cold.”

after learning that, you cook him soba as much as you can, and he actually eats it, making you the happiest girl in the world

the next day, you place a soba keychain on his desk with a note saying ‘i like you sobad, i hope you like me back soon!!’

Bakugou, being the lil shit he is, sees this and scoffs at you. “don’t you think you’re being a little bit too annoying for half and half?”

his little comment breaks your heart because what if you are being annoying? what if you’re just a bother to your crush?

so you pick up the keychain and put it back to your back, deciding to back off of Todoroki for once. you don’t want to be a nuisance to him anyway

Todoroki’s surprised to see nothing on his table. he got used to secretly reading your notes that he feels his heart sink to not find anything on his desk

he glances at you and for the first time, you’re not staring at him. your eyebrows are furrowed and you’re frowning, making him worry

he figures that you’ll just tell him later like you usually do, because you always rant to him

but you ignore him for the rest of the day. no flirting, no flattery for him, no asking him to hangout with you, no nothing

and he realizes that all this time, even though he rejected you multiple times, he likes you and can’t live without your constant advances. he’s going to crazy if you don’t speak to him soon, that’s how much he needs you

just as he’s about to look for you, you show up in front of him. he lets out a small smile, but you don’t see as you’re looking down on the floor

“h-hey, i realized that i may come off as annoying, so i just want to let you know that i’ll be backing off now. i’m sorry for all the trouble.”

“no.”

you look up to see him approaching you briskly, his multicolored eyes shining with determination. “what?”

“you’re not annoying.” he stops right in front of you.

“but Bakugou said...”

his chest heats up with anger. so that’s what this is about

he grabs your face, forcing you to meet his eyes. “look, i’m sorry i rejected you. i just didn’t know how to deal with a relationship and i was afraid to hurt someone like you.”

a blush spreads across your face, making him soften. “i like you, too, y/n. please don’t ignore me again.”

you don’t respond. instead, you jump into his arms and finally kiss him, your lips melting against each other as one.

“about time,” you chuckle after, cupping his cheeks

he smiles warmly down at you, happy that he doesn’t have to hold back anything anymore. “yeah, i know.”

PART 2 • PART 3 • PART 4

Haikyuu!!