Why Couldnt The Egg Have Been Green. You Know So You Could Have Some Ham With It And You Could Have A

why couldnt the egg have been green. you know so you could have some ham with it and you could have a best selling book

This just in, Foolish wants a realistic, life-size, rubber replica of his body. 

FOOSH BORTH

Me: "gay character backstory that makes people cry, am I right?"

Highschool friend who recently came back from college: "What?"

Me: "You know like; 'We would go to the mountain we would get married on and watched the sun set and then returned to us again. All the while we would talk about anything. She would talk about life over the wall. She would tell me that she knew something was out there, beyond our small world. She would tell me the places she'd find, people she'd met, walls she'd climb. And every where she would go I would be there with her, keeping her grounded. We were 19 when we met on the mountain and called each other Wife. It wasn't legal but we didn't care.

We were tied by fates red string and I wasn't going to let go of her. And we were happy.

But it seems she let go of me.'"

Him: "...what?"

Dream XD should be canonically 5 feet tall while his pet/friend foolish gamers is 25 feet tall.

it just makes me giggle

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