That Hip Has A Whole Lot More Power Than Those Bony Ass Arms. - My Father, 2023
“That hip has a whole lot more power than those bony ass arms.” - my father, 2023
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Sometimes people are dumb. But occasionally, I am dumber. Not usually though. Usually people are fucking stupid :)
I really thought it would pass, but it’s been months now and I can’t get the airplane gays out of my head. They’ve taken over my life, I can quote this movie word for word now. I’ve rewatched scenes at least 30 times. It was an open tab on my laptop for a solid month, maybe more. I’ve made an entire presentation dissecting the relationships in this movie. What have I become?
Phase 10 is an adventure in our family. We are a family filled with sore losers. Anyways, appreciate some quotes from my grandfather learning how to play for the first time 🥰🥰🥰
“My watch says no events today, but by gosh we could put phase 10 on there” -my grandfather
“Are we still on phase one?” -my grandfather. “Yes, we’re still on phase one.”- us “oh, how many phases are there? 3?” -my grandfather “there are 10”- us “oh that’s bullshit” - my grandfather
“If frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their butts” -my grandfather (no one has any clue what this means)
This particular game ended with two people rage quitting (one of them was my grandfather)
I won though, so…