Gotham Incorrect Quotes Using This Generator (part 6)

gotham incorrect quotes using this generator (part 6)

Ed: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Lee: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Ed, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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Oswald: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Barbara: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

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Harvey: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Ed: I'm aware of that.

Harvey: But then you and I had some time together.

Ed: Uh-huh?

Harvey: It did not get better.

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Oswald: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Jim, are a fucking cactus.

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Lucius: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Ed: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Alfred: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Harvey: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Ed: When do I get my own gun?

Harvey: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

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Ed, over radio: Testing. Testing. Oswald, can you hear me?

Oswald, standing next to Ed: I’m standing right here.

Ed: You’re coming through good and loud.

Oswald: Because I’m standing right here.

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Jim, on the phone: Where are you?

Harvey: I told you, I’m at work!

Jim: Swear you’re not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

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Harvey: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Lucius: Why not?

Harvey: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Ed: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?

Oswald: No... well, their slowness.

Ed: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Ed: Now I have a plan.

Ed: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Lee, teaching Barbara to drive: Okay, you're driving and Tabitha and Butch walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Barbara: Oh, definitely Butch. I could never hurt Tabitha.

Lee, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Lucius: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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Oswald: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Ed: Is that a picture of you?

Oswald: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Jim: Barbara...

Barbara: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. However, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Bruce: Hey.

Selina: Hey?

Bruce: I can't sleep. :/

Selina: I can. Goodnight.

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Lee: You’re alive.

Barbara: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Lucius: Did it hurt when you fell-

Ed: From heaven? Foxy, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Lucius: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Ed: ...

Lucius: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Jim: When I die I want everyone in the GCPD to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

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Lee: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Jim: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Lee: That's not how that works-

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Harvey: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Lucius: No one’s dying.

Harvey: Not with that attitude.

Part 5

oswald giving heart eyes in one of the bar scenes

Deadpool & Wolverine movie of the year. The plot makes no sense. Every added element of conflict is solved through impossible solutions. Wolverine has gorgeous eyes. It was all a wonderful ad for the Honda Oddyssey. The music was incredible. Rewatching it honestly just makes it even better.

watching s4 again for the idekth time just reinforces my dissatisfaction with liam's arc in the series. he's such an interesting character, but he's mostly a plot device. like, i know, the series isn't about him, but as scott's first bitten beta, liam deserved more development and depth. he went through more than one death situation at the age of FIFTEEN and he already had to deal with IED before that, plus his family's reactions to his outburst, cuz what he did with his coach's car is quite worrying to let it pass. how come liam only has outbursts when the story needs him to? the boy was having nightmares about berserkers, he was almost eaten by a wendigo, he almost fell from a building and almost died in a well after being stabbed—not to mention the guilt he took upon himself when brett and lori died or the guilt for trying to kill scott on the supermoon thing or when mason got shot in scott's house. scott carries a lot, there's no denying that. we talk about theo and his life a lot too. but we need to talk more about liam cuz, god, this boy carries a whole world on his shoulders and the show doesn't give him the time for him to process things or for us to get to know his character better. he has a stepdad, no dad. his mom is only mentioned, and neither of them is mentioned or seen when 6b is happening. dr. geyer isn't a doctor in the hospital ??? like, wtf ???? just saying my boy liam deserves better

ed and jim the friendship that deserved more attention

Can't believe Moonjo saying 'babe' 24/7 is just a show thing. Like no it's not in the webtoon so far. He's just out like that in the show.