I Think They Both Love Earth A Hell Of A Lot But Crowley Really Hates His Alternative (hell, With The

I think they both love Earth a hell of a lot but Crowley really hates his alternative (hell, with the demons he despises) where as Aziraphale is still (at least until the last 2 episodes) convinced that heaven is Good even if it’s not his favorite place.

Yeah I’m pretty sure Crowley is just more willing to hate hell than Azi is to hate heaven.

so what do people think, does Crowley love Earth and its humans more (selflessly / less egoistically) than Aziraphale, or do they just love it in different ways / aspects?

Farewell online privacy

Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

Just to expand on this post about calling 911 and asking for a pizza to secretly ask for help:

The post is based on a Super Bowl commercial, which itself was based on a Reddit post that’s never been verified as true. 

There is no actual pizza code with toppings and shit that dispatchers are trained in. If you come across someone who has heard of the commercial, they might understand. If you come across someone who’s never heard of it, they might think it’s a prank call and hang up on you.

A piece of actual advice to help you in this situation is to dial 911, then hang up without speaking, then turn the phone off. 911 will attempt to call you back, and when they’re unable to reach you, they’ll dispatch a unit to your location under the assumption that you need help and your call was interrupted. This will work 100% of the time, whereas the pizza trick will only work if the dispatcher has heard of the commercial/urban legend.

Also, the toppings thing was a complete and total fabrication and whoever wrote that should be ashamed of themselves, tbh.

So. 

My 14 yo has some friends with shitty parents. These friends spend a lot of time here, because here they don’t get deadnamed constantly, talked down to, etc. I love that they feel safe, seen, and accepted here. I want to continue to be available to them. 

Here’s the problem. They are teenagers and they eat a fuck lot of food, and my grocery budget is not large to begin with, especially for snacks and the like. Summer is coming and it’s only going to get worse. 

So, if you have a few bucks to spare, or if you were a kid with crappy parents who found refuge at a friend’s home but are wondering how maybe you can pay that forward, consider throwing it toward Mama Voxy’s Feed All These Queer Kids In Her House Fund.

My parents, for all their narcisstic bullshit, were those parents who took in a ton of kids they didn’t have to. Maybe they did it because it made them look good, but there’s about ten adults in the world that are safe and mostly whole because they had a loving home when they needed one most. HOWEVER, they made more money than me so it wasn’t a big hardship for them. 

If you can donate, leave a note with your email address and I’ll give you access to my “You Too Can Cook” file of easy-as-fuck-from-scratch recipes if you want. I’ll also consider doing a livestream of my grocery shopping with the collected funds and assorted sassy ass teenagers. 

If you can’t, I super really do understand, and would you mind signal boosting? 

paypal.me/aitchell and venmo me at @aitchell too. 

being a female means needing to see 10 different doctors to get a proper diagnosis because they always think you’re exaggerating and/or lying