Imagine Corts Is Also In Charge Of The Wifi Security At DoodleCo, Like Bro Has Probably Seen Some Weird

Imagine Cortés is also in charge of the Wifi security at DoodleCo, like bro has probably seen some weird ass search results from all kinds of people, especially other executives. I like to think this is how he knows things about them. Like Teneson googles shit like "How do I capture rat" or something. Portia's searching up some fanfiction stuff, like Ao3 and Wattpad. Cause ya know damn well the girl is into that. "Yami" has difficulty searching on google, old geezer. He doesn't know how tech works and has to have "Inari" help him. Also "Inari" definitely searches japanese shit like anime, naruto merch and other things. Cortés tells his subordinates which is how they know about everyone else, Rufus definitely knows from Cortés.

Looking back on it... The entirety of the Development & Research sector of DoodleCo is either unhinged, on weed, or both. First there's the Professor at the start, who has a weed turtle. Then there's Jan, the interim Head of D&R who is more than into some kinky shit. And there's Rebecca, who's depicted with weed and the most unhinged out of the Founder Trio. Which Portia takes after, she's basically her mother, but with depression and daddy issues. Yeehaw.

I thought more about it, and Player being like Spider-Man is like... perfect. (Rambling) Not in the sense that they have spider powers or anything like that. But like they try to save and help everyone, they don't sacrifice people in the name of the greater good. Unlike Zavier, whose mindset is "The ends justify the means" which means that he's willing to sacrifice who and whatever is in his way to get what he needs. Since it won't matter in the end. But Player? If you take into account all the various help center requests as part of the overall story. Then Player is willing to go out of their way to help people, even when it doesn't matter in the actual Key Hunt. Like the Pizza Delivery help center request in the Oasis, like it serves no real benefit to Player to go out and do this guy's delivery, yet they do it anyway. They get no tips or anything, yet they don't hold it against the one making the pizza. They just take it as it is.

Imagining that Teneson was the one having to take Portia to get new stuff like a dad would, making up for Lucas not being there, yet he sucks at that. He sucks as a dad. He sucks a dad. Teneson: Alright Portia, you ready to get some new notebooks and protractors and slacks? Portia: I want blue jeans... Teneson: You're getting SLACKS.

Player in my head, is this kid who's not even trying that hard to do much, they're just going with the flow of things. Like on the day they get their doodle and enter the Key Hunt, they didn't even bother to brush their hair that day. Just put on a beanie and done. They got that messy morning hair that's somehow fluffy and really well kept despite not brushing or even touching it ever since they left home.

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