Jim Gordon Has A Direct Line For Batman To Call Him, But He Has To Use The Bat Signal. Well, Batman Is

Jim Gordon has a direct line for Batman to call him, but he has to use the bat signal. Well, Batman is missing and Robin (any) needs his help. So, without the phone, how do they contact Gordon?

THE GORDON SIGNAL

They take over the bat signal, take off the bat, and replace it with his name. He sees the sky brighten, looks out, and sees his NAME IN THE SKY.

The speed that he gets to the station (if he isn’t already there) is impressive and dangerous. When he gets to the roof, Robin is just chillin, waiting for Gordon.

Dick:

“Hey! Glad you could make it! I need your help.”

Jason:

“Yo, glad you finally made it. Batman has disappeared and I can’t drive. Your input might help too.”

Tim:

“I need your help. Batman is missing, I need you to help me find him.”

Steph:

“Batman is gone and I need an adult besides Alfred to control me.”

Damian:

“I am in need of your assistance. Keep in mind, it is only because you talked to him last. Not that I need help.”

I love the Arkham Knight universe, it’s wonderful and dark and just perfect. I also live the Arkham Knight persona and kinda dislike that it only really exists in game and in fanfics.

So, I want to combine the two worlds, sort of.

Jason keeps his death and whatever, but Joker keeps him for a year instead of a day, sends Batman the tape, and he does die and is buried. Everything after is standard Jason.

He gets revived by the pit, stays with the LoA for a year, standard stuff.

I order to incorporate the Arkham Knight, id think there would be some deep undercover mission. Since Red Hood has been workng with the bats it would be suspicious, so he creates the Arkham Knight.

The Arkham Knight is perfect. He’d have his militia, his men from @scaryscarecrows who knows and helps him out (bc they were paid obvi) and all that jazz.

ALSO, just for my personal enjoyment, I would love to have the squad feed the information to the bats but totally shit talk them to Jason.

OMG THE REVEAL WOULD BE AWESOME. It’s like the bats (maybe the JL for shits and giggles) going against whoever and their army. Jason would be like ‘men, (talking to his whole Militia) thank you for your service. The job you have been paid for is not the one you were told of. It’s been an honor working with you. As your commander, leave, you have no need to fight.’

And if not that, then it would be like, Jimmy using all the drones, Frank using the tanks, Riley using a rocket launcher in a helicopter very excited. Trent with his large gun next to Riley, laughing bc Riley almost fall when he first uses the rocket launcher. Mark waiting for them to die, and Antione being like ‘I’m not paid enough’

Can you tell I’ve thought about this? Cause I have, a lot

I like to think of Jason roasting Dick and Bruce for fun.

“B, c’mon. You’re a thirty something that decided to dress as a bat and beat people up instead of going to therapy and dealing with the mess that is your mental health/state.”

“Dick, you thought ‘traffic lights make the perfect color combo!’ And addded pixie boots for some reason, and thought, ‘this is great!’ You have the taste of a four year old and the foresight of comfort at the back of your mind.’

Hal taking each member of the JL on a flight would be super funny. With most he would try and have fun or show them something cool. Sinc eSuperman, WW, Hawkgirl and other know how to fly, he mostly does flips and stuff.

Since Barry is all about speed and he doesn’t really feel it, Hal would ‘floor it’ and make him feel all the g’s.

Hal would try to scare Batman. He’d stall the plane then wait til the last second to save it. Basically, anything to freak him out. Surprisingly, Batman really enjoys this and even chuckles a little. He also admits that Hal is the far better pilot and he has no reason to feel jealous. Hal found this annoying since he didn’t.

Kortac Headcanons:

They all have a secret handshake

Just seems like it, it can be adapted to fit all of them at once

It’s actually quite impressive to watch

Food shall be stolen, it doesn’t belong to you

Unless it says your name and that it’s from a family member will they leave it alone (most of the time, Oni steals sometimes)

They all get along pretty well, but some of them don’t share anything about their past at all

König, Oni, and Fender are perfect examples of this. You will not know anything and they will not share

Sometimes though they answer super vague to mess with people

All of them learn some of each others language, not great at all but know ‘thanks’, yes, no, and a few curse words.

Everyone agrees Arabic is super difficult and makes no sense

(My dad is Arab and I tried to learn it. You want to make a word plural? Ok, there are 16 different ways to do it and no rules to know when to use it. Memorize the plural and singular and that’s it. It’s bs.)

(Also, you leanr standard but no one speaks that, they speak slang and it’s horrible. But I do know some)

Sometimes care packages from family will show up for some of them. It’s often books, foods specific to that region, and photos of family/important moments.

König had a sister who’s a ballerina and she’s amazing.

Callisto and Stiletto met her once and they hit it off. Two badass mentors yes please.

There was definitely vulture shock on all fronts. Something harmless to everyone would greatly offend one specific person.

There were a lot of presentations about office etiquette in the first months.

Oni and Horangi hate each other and do not try to get along. But if you make fun of Asian Countries or are like ‘all Asians look the same’ they will become a force to be reckoned with.

Look, I don’t mind making König all soft and cute when he’s not at work. I actually find it pretty funny.

But please do not forget that this man is absolutely a menace too. And he would be unapologetically all the time.

What are you gonna do? Stop him? Psh, that man is a beast that literally breaks spines over his knee. How are you gonna stop him from stealing all the coffee? Ask him nicely?

That’s what I thought.

This man definitely listens to German rock music and twirls his knives. He does pranks for sure and makes very dark jokes.