I Like To Think Of Jason Roasting Dick And Bruce For Fun.

I like to think of Jason roasting Dick and Bruce for fun.

“B, c’mon. You’re a thirty something that decided to dress as a bat and beat people up instead of going to therapy and dealing with the mess that is your mental health/state.”

“Dick, you thought ‘traffic lights make the perfect color combo!’ And addded pixie boots for some reason, and thought, ‘this is great!’ You have the taste of a four year old and the foresight of comfort at the back of your mind.’

I was reading a fic where Jason died as Hood and a memorial was built. I really like this memorial idea and got to thinking what it would look like.

Obviously in crime alley bc duh, but nothing big or showy at all. His statue is his size and proportions, realistic and everything. Made of metal and in the middle of a broke. Fountain that was hollowed out and used as the base. It’d be placed inbetween buildings, maybe a back alley/dark area.

Really, think the statue from Arcane of that one guy (you know the one). Idk but that fits him. This, but smaller and less flourish.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT

I’ve been reading a fic with Ghost and Riley and my König obsessed brain is like ‘give him a wolf, do it’. So I am:

Her name is Königin, Queen in German. (I used Google translate, let me know if there’s a more proper name)

König found her when she was a puppy and he was 15. It was during the winter when he was on break at his Grandma’s place

She lives in rural mountain village and took in the puppy with no issue

König took care of her the whole time and took her home with him (his mother was reluctant but relented)

König has a sister who loves Koenigin but doesn’t have as strong of a bond since she lives with their grandma

She is very protective of König and his sister but prefers König

When Koenig joined the military, he submitted paper work to have her trained for personal protection, search and rescue, and bomb detection. (Don’t really care if this isn’t possible, let it love my dream)

She did amazing and was able join Koenig in the field.

She memorizes people by their smell rather than sight, so she recognizes Koenig whether he wears the hood or not

She is massive and loves to snuggle and lick people, but will listen to Koenig no matter what without having to repeat commands

She can do basic stuff, but also bite, growl, crawl, and jump. (Pulling things out of my ass rn. My grandparents have a dog and I love her but omg I can’t think of shit rn.)

She only does this with Koenig, and sometimes with his family. But will 100% listen to König ever time the first time.

When Koenig joined KorTac, she had to be left with his family in the mountains. Koenig was very sad but he held out.

Whenever Koenig comes home to her, she’ll freeze and snap her head in his direction, totally still. Once she sees him and Koenig acknowledges her, she will run and jump on him.

Horangi loves her and she likes him almost as much as Koenig, but he still holds first place.

Jim Gordon has a direct line for Batman to call him, but he has to use the bat signal. Well, Batman is missing and Robin (any) needs his help. So, without the phone, how do they contact Gordon?

THE GORDON SIGNAL

They take over the bat signal, take off the bat, and replace it with his name. He sees the sky brighten, looks out, and sees his NAME IN THE SKY.

The speed that he gets to the station (if he isn’t already there) is impressive and dangerous. When he gets to the roof, Robin is just chillin, waiting for Gordon.

Dick:

“Hey! Glad you could make it! I need your help.”

Jason:

“Yo, glad you finally made it. Batman has disappeared and I can’t drive. Your input might help too.”

Tim:

“I need your help. Batman is missing, I need you to help me find him.”

Steph:

“Batman is gone and I need an adult besides Alfred to control me.”

Damian:

“I am in need of your assistance. Keep in mind, it is only because you talked to him last. Not that I need help.”

Kortac Headcanons:

They all have a secret handshake

Just seems like it, it can be adapted to fit all of them at once

It’s actually quite impressive to watch

Food shall be stolen, it doesn’t belong to you

Unless it says your name and that it’s from a family member will they leave it alone (most of the time, Oni steals sometimes)

They all get along pretty well, but some of them don’t share anything about their past at all

König, Oni, and Fender are perfect examples of this. You will not know anything and they will not share

Sometimes though they answer super vague to mess with people

All of them learn some of each others language, not great at all but know ‘thanks’, yes, no, and a few curse words.

Everyone agrees Arabic is super difficult and makes no sense

(My dad is Arab and I tried to learn it. You want to make a word plural? Ok, there are 16 different ways to do it and no rules to know when to use it. Memorize the plural and singular and that’s it. It’s bs.)

(Also, you leanr standard but no one speaks that, they speak slang and it’s horrible. But I do know some)

Sometimes care packages from family will show up for some of them. It’s often books, foods specific to that region, and photos of family/important moments.

König had a sister who’s a ballerina and she’s amazing.

Callisto and Stiletto met her once and they hit it off. Two badass mentors yes please.

There was definitely vulture shock on all fronts. Something harmless to everyone would greatly offend one specific person.

There were a lot of presentations about office etiquette in the first months.

Oni and Horangi hate each other and do not try to get along. But if you make fun of Asian Countries or are like ‘all Asians look the same’ they will become a force to be reckoned with.