Mercury: I Know Full Well How Wrong My Actions Are, I Am The Most Evil!

Mercury: I know full well how wrong my actions are, i am the most evil!

Watts: I turned an army of robots on innocent people, i am clearly the most evil,

Tyrian: I kill for fun i’m the most evil!

Cinder: I agree to no one using the boss in fighting games then choose them anyway.

Mercury: YOU MONSTER!

Watts: By all that’s good in this world she’s a madwoman!

Tyrian (Vomitting out of pure disgust)

Salem: I-i never meant for this! i didn’t mean for things to go this far! what have i done!?

In a Better World

Ruby: Hey Sis!

Cinder: Ruby! how is your first day at beacon going?

Ruby: Pretty good, just gotta find less big Sis, hey why are you here i thought you were on a Mission?

Cinder: there was a mixup and they sent us and team CFVY so it didn’t last very long.

Ruby: oh O...k......wait if your here that means....OH NO I NEED HI(Interrupted by having the wind knocked out of her from being glomped by Emerald,)

Emerald: OH MY GOSH LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE SOOOOO CUTE IN YOUR UNIFORM! AND I DIDN’T THINK YOU COULD BE MORE ADORABLE! (squeezes harder)

Ruby (Struggling to breath): Cinder help me!

Cinder (Just chuckles)

FNDM: DO NOT SPLIT THE PARTY!

Politics: Ok but what is i do anyway?

Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end?  I didn’t do anything lame did i?

May: You hit on Marrow,

Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?

May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)

Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)

May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.

Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.

Blue and Grady just standing there while a pack of murderous super dinos stare at them like “This is fine”

Okay, but why does no one talk about the Spinoraptor’s flavor voice clip when she’s first released in Challenge Mode?

Just-

Wu just shoving Spinoraptor eggs into Owen’s arms.

“You said ‘Blue’ needed a pack? There you go. Make it work, Grady.”

Cinder (On a popular talk show): Yes so you see Penny is innocent, and it was actually the same man who killed many of Anima’s hunters who did this with the aid and direction of disgraced scientist Arthur Watts.

Host: That’s incredible! but umm why are you telling us all this?

Cinder (holding up a file called Fall of Beacon): ORIGINAL KEIKAKU DO NOT STEAL! ARTHUR!