; Wait No I Feel The Need To Clarify I Have Not Stuck Worms To My Ears. I Mean These Things:

; wait no I feel the need to clarify I have not stuck worms to my ears. I mean these things:

; ID: a rainbow wriggler fidget toy. There is one in it's packaging and another out of it posed around the packaging, it's googly eyes are looking towards you :end ID

; like look !! They're so cool and my ears feel like the embodiment of cool rn ( ignore how fucked up the right one is. I was using that as a fidget before I turned it into earrings ☹️ )

; ID: an image of a white person with dark brown hair. He's looking towards the camera and smiling with their mouth closed. On both their ears is rainbow wrigglers that have been coiled by him and turned into earrings, the right one is significantly more scraggly than the left one and is missing an eye. :end ID

; I've achieved peak funkiness and have surpassed god as I've js successfully stuck worms to my ears.

; this is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill I have a mf hedgehog in my utility room.

; ID: a hedgehog inside of a long cardboard box lined with newspaper. There is a small coffee lid used as a makeshift container that has wet dog food. :end ID

; he's so small and has some broken like spikes on his head ☹️☹️ he was js outside in our lawn all sad so we fed him then popped him into the utility room im sobbing he's adorable ( calling hedgehog rescue now )

; caps tw ↓↓

; THIS HAS BEEN A VIOLENT ( /exg /nsrs ) VOCAL STIM OF MINE FOR MONTHS NOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WEIRD I LOOK WHEN I RANDOMLY SAY " I like Piña Coladas !! " IN A SINGING WAY LIKE DAMMIT. I JS STARTED DOING OTHER VOCAL STIMS THAT ISN'T LITERALLY I LIKE PIÑA COLADAS AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONEEEEE !!! I'VE READ THIS AN JS REMEMBERED HOW HAVSHSVSG THIS SENTENCE IS. ( I am furious w myself nd grateful for you btw I'm not yelling at you. But still. )

It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"

And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"

; reminder that I didn't say you were attractive because you look pretty. I said you were attractive because every time you get excited about the stars, because every time you have your favourite meal and get all giddy, because every time you smile with every tooth showing, because every time you belt songs loudly or sway to them in silence, because every time you put on an outfit and feel free, because every time you stare or giggle in awe at a puppy, because every time you stand up for someone else or yourself, because every time your personality shines through the mask you put up, because every time you read a book or watch a movie then are thinking about it nonstop, because every time you create art whether that be painting or writing or pottery or jewelry or speeches or whatever, because every time you are your kind and authentic self: you are the most attractive thing I could have ever possibly imagined and so much more, you're you and that's worth so much more than what you physically look like. ( this is not directed at anyone, it's to whomever is reading this rn !! )

; I've achieved peak funkiness and have surpassed god as I've js successfully stuck worms to my ears.

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.