here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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The Council: Shepard.
The Council: Shepard.
Shepard: Am I in trouble?
The Council: Take a guess.
Shepard: No?
The Council: Take another guess.
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Varric:
As your best friend
Clone!Shep: Shoot them, I’m the real Shepard!
Shepard: The only way to know for sure is to shoot us both!
Kaidan, pointing his gun at the clone: The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice themselves!
Adrien: *gets a paper cut*
Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough
Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
9S: Yes
Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.
9S: Oh my god
Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
9S: Why are you telling me this?
Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.
9S: You sick son of a bitch.
anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision
hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!
anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!
fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support