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Sally Shepard
The cover for el_verano's work.
zevranes answered: anything mass effect-y? maaaaybe? :3
The Council: Shepard.
Shepard: Am I in trouble?
The Council: Take a guess.
Shepard: No?
The Council: Take another guess.
Clone!Shep: Shoot them, I’m the real Shepard!
Shepard: The only way to know for sure is to shoot us both!
Kaidan, pointing his gun at the clone: The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice themselves!
C-Sec Officer: You’re under arrest.
Grunt: Wait till my father hears about this.
“But take heart. Look around you. You’re not in this fight alone.” – Commander Shepard Been doing this piece quite some time now ‘cause wanted to fit all my peeps in one picture. I just love Mass Effect. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy
Judging those other fancy-arse people in that fancy-arse party. Selene Shepard and Thane Krios are still having a blast. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect, Thane by Bioware, do not copy
Normandy Info board: SHEPARD’S BIRTHDAY
[NEW MESSAGES AS OF 00:00]
00:00- CHF. ZORAH: WAKE UP BOSHTETS ITS SHEPARDS BIRTHDAY
00:00- DR. SOLUS: Already sang human happy birthday song to her.
00:00- GO. VAKARIAN: I dont suppose I could convince you to teach me this song, doc?
00:01- DR. SOLUS: audio_attachment_human_birth_serenade
00:01- CHF. ZORAH: I picked up cake the last time we were on Illium
00:01- SPEC. JACK: it’s human tradition to smash cake into the birthday person’s face
00:01- CHF. ZORAH: i know you’re lying but i want to do that now
00:01- LT. TAYLOR: She’s not lying, it’s tradition and considered rude if you don’t
00:02- GO. VAKARIAN: Alright what’s the plan here? How about an ambush? Right outside her cabin?
00:02- LC. SHEPARD: im in this chat dumbasses
00:02- CHF. ZORAH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHEPPPPPPPPPP
00:02- SPEC. JACK: happy bday grandma
00:02- LT. TAYLOR: Happy birthday!
00:02- SPEC. KRIOS: best wishes to you, on your birthday, commander.
00:02- FLT. MOREAU: How much are you hating this, LC?
00:02- LC. SHEPARD: @JOKER I’d rather get ambushed by a cake to the face than for them to burst into song
00:02- SPEC. SAMARA: Happy birthday, my friend. There is no one I would rather wander the void with.
00:02- SPEC. GOTO: happy BDAY SHEP! left a surprise for you in your end table ;)
00:03- SPEC. GOTO: it’s turian condoms, from Mordin and I <3
00:03- GO. VAKARIAN: hey, i got her the same thing
00:03- SPEC. GRUNT: gross. i got battlemaster a present too
00:03- LC. SHEPARD: really, gifts aren’t necessary
00:03- SPEC. GRUNT: it is a gun mod
00:03- LC. SHEPARD: unless they’re mods. thanks grunt
00:04- SPEC. MASSANI: HA! We caked the lil bitch right between the eyes video_attachment_happy_birthday_shepard
00:04- XO. LAWSON: what in the— why are you all awake??? we have an op tomorrow GO TO SLEEP.
00:04- CHF. ZORAH: image_attachment_shepard_cake_face_HBD!
00:04- GO. VAKARIAN: she is such a majestic creature image_attachment_shepard_eating_cake_off_her_face_like_a_starving_varren
00:04- LT. TAYLOR: image_attachment_shepard_throwing_cake_at_crew
00:04- FLT. MOREAU: @LC at least they didn’t sing?
00:04- LC. SHEPARD: no. there was singing. it was disgusting.
Bit late to the party, unfashionably so
Here's the piece I was working on for N7 Day that I couldn't finish on time so bone apple titty! ✌🏻
don't know if i'm ever going to finish this properly so here it is in its current state.
ten days
