Childe: I Went Through An Entire Character Arc During Quarantine

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell

Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

Chongyun: why do you two look so sad?

Xingqiu: come sit down and we’ll tell you

Chongyun: okay?

Hu Tao: this bench was freshly painted

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma