Belphegor: How Do I Put Myself In A Coma Without Killing Myself Or Giving Myself Permanent Brain Damage?

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

childe could also EASILY be beidou

Kaeya: snow got me feeling some typa way 😳

Albedo: that’s sheer cold, fam

Kaeya: damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of christmas

Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?

MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral

Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time