Paimon: Your Smug Self Assuredness Is Revolting

Paimon: your smug self assuredness is revolting

Childe: i think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. i did nothing wrong and i have a heart of gold

Traveler: i think this message is extremely valid but also childe has tried to drown liyue so what’s the truth

Childe: i was so close too

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

Leviathan: once mammon walked into my room and started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?

Kaeya: eating food off each other

Albedo: you did not do the dishes

Kaeya: i did not

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be

Signora: hey

Scaramouche: what the fuck

Childe: didn’t you die??

Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change