This Is The Funniest Fucking Cut To Exist.

This is the funniest fucking cut to exist.

Freddy knew this was a possibility, but I don't really think he thought it would happen 😂😂

The Power of Shazam! #7 (1995) by Jerry Ordway & Peter Krause

Billy would definitely be talking mad shit about (almost) all gods to JL. Wherever it is ancient, old, or new drama, and by now picking up habits from those gods and being opinionated himself about the whole situations to mainly Aquaman's -bc poseidon- and Wonder Woman's -bc most female gods- dismay.

The whole thing would've gone to a head when Marvel again says shit about poseidon for almost sinking all of Japan again -honestly Japan's natural disasters are crazy common, like did some old Japanese emperor piss on the tridon he found bc he thought it would've been funny or something?- and Aguaman snaps at Marvel about why he never says shit about for example Zeus bc he probably deserves most shit-talking from a human. Marvel wheeze laughs like, "Dude, he's sponsoring me. The one time I talked shit about him, I had to sacrifice a chicken and two goats for him to give me my powers back. Do you know how expensive those get?"

So anyway, Superman would've gotten salty that he got mind controlled by a space catapillar during that time because Marvel couldn't keep his opinions to himself.

I have this headcanon that Billy ages slowly right? Born like 100 years ago and still a child bla bla bla-

Anywas-that is kinda just a base for many diferent concepts I come up for Billy. One of them being the "Whiz Kid Conspericy"tm

Basically it gose like this. Whiz kid is a special thing the station dose every few year at the turn of every new decade. The character of a child reporter is played by many diffrent little boy's through out the years all playing the character of "Billy", each one lasting for a few years before leaving for his birthday party and coming back a few years later replaced by a new kid and now one year older and a persona shift to match the new decade claming "I got a new style on my break". The catch? Its actually just Billy pretending to be a new person everytime.

Sure, some people know like Mr. Sterling and maybe a reporter or two, but no one else knows its the same kid. Which leads to a lot of conspiricy theorys about who the actors where or how the station picks their kids or hiw rye heck the kids look so similar. This end up being one of the things that bring Billy the most joy and pain, cause everyone knows of his exsistance with it being so ingrained into Fawcetts culture, but Its also super fun for him to disapear and come back as a new person every decade. Sure fhere where a few times where the station was handed over to a new owner and they tried to make the "Whiz Kid brand" more active with merch and dirty profiting schems, but and adult Cissie and Billy managed to take care of that quickly.

This idea works best if the people of Fawcett aged normally but if you want, you can also just imagien half of the city is in on it while the other have no clue.

Its even funnier imagening the JL's reaction to what Billy has been doing for almost a centry.

Batman: let me get this straight, you convince multiple generations of people you where different people playing the same character?

Billy: It Was Funny!

Superman a.k.a Clark the reporter:...Yk, I used to listen to your radio segments back in the 80's

Billy a.k.a the teenager emberrassed about past works: Nooooooo, the 80's was such a bad time! My mircophone was horrible and my script was terrible

Superman: But it was so good!

Thank you for indulging my bullshit, I might draw Billy during the diffrent decades or maybe a time line later.

melancholy - a small Captain Marvel comic

i was practicing inking, it was pain, this took 3 weeks to finish

Mary’s hair is my favorite to ink

Originally, this was supposed to be a crack comic bu then while i’m drawing this, the tone changed. So i cut off the rest of the other 7 pages that was supposed to accompany this last page. (Another reason why freddy isn’t in here despite most of the time, i’d include him in all of my bad comics)

If you’re still curious what the crack comic was originally supposed to be: he was supposed to be the reason why captain marvel got into counseling with black canary, it's because of a misunderstanding.

Junior opened up of having lost his family to the sea, this lead black canary to be more cautious about marvel taking ocean missions and her sudden offer to counsel him. At the end of this current comic, she was supposed to think that marvel was talking about his late family

But i scrap that because i feel like it doesn’t fit in right, and i’m afraid the joke might not land :p

Ps: i love drawing billy in a onesie tiger, maybe one day i should make a comic about that too heh xD

one of those fics where Black Adam finds out billy is a child and forcefully adopts him but instead of being opposed to the idea he visibly relaxes and hands him a 200,000 word hand written copy of his fake alien backstory complete with diagrams and 7 fake languages

You see, what I like to believe is that it's because of very bad psychological care when he was a kid. It's completely a fanon believe of mine and has absolutely no claim in canon, lmao

But anyway

I've heard from someone (so i can be completely wrong on this lmao) say that until the 70's or 80's it was widely believed that children just "bounced back" from traumatic events after which it was actually believed that traumatic events can actually effect a child for the rest of their lives.

So now the child psychology began yeeey! But oh no, because it's a brand new idea, they thought the exact opposite of what will help the kid with trauma should be used to help them deal with a traumatic event, not yeeey.

So what they would do is take a traumatized child and force them to say in as much detail as they can what happened to them over and over and over again.

You can see where this is going :)

So since Bruce is supposed to be nearing 50 and at this point the timeline seems about right. He would be put into therapy with the newest way to help kids :D making him relive his parent death constantly over and over again.

Making him spiral with all the ways he could've done something to stop it, ect. ect.

So basically, I like the idea of the uno reverse of "this man needs therapy" that instead he got therapy and it was so bad it turned him furry

Anyway, that can explain why he would constantly retraumatize himself. Because that's what he was taught in therapy. To just relive that moment until it got better to live with the memory, the problem being: it never got better for him.

I just realized Batman would not be able to escape silent hill

Okay so silent hill one scenario he could since that’s wandering in by chance

But silent hill 2? Where it’s a manifestation of your traumas and inner demons? And you have to accept them and let it go to escape from silent hill?

Bruce has canonically retraumatized himself multiple times rather than get over the death of his parents. He intentionally relives the trauma of his parents death rather than potentially losing his edge as Batman

He is not coming to terms with diddly, and if he did and managed to escape silent hill he’d immediately retraumatize himself for the lord knows how many times it’s already been time