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I mean its true.¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Ranpo: Thanks, dad. Fukuzawa: Don’t call me that. Ranpo: Okay, daddy. Fukuzawa: Stop it.

We stan

Akutagawa: You’re weak. Atsushi: You’re mean. Akutagawa: You’re pathetic. Atsushi: You’re rude. Akutagawa: You’re annoying. Atsushi: You’re cute. Akutagawa: …What? Atsushi: …What?

Books

Dazai: What’s your favorite book? Chuuya: The Little Prince. Dazai: Why? Chuuya: Because it’s a classic, and it has a lot of meaning and symbolism. Dazai: Oh, I see. Chuuya: What’s yours? Dazai: No Longer Human. Chuuya: Why? Dazai: Because it’s relatable.

Sad truths.

Ranpo: I have a riddle for you. Poe: Okay, let’s hear it. Ranpo: What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? Poe: A clock. Ranpo: No, that’s wrong. Poe: What? How is that wrong? Ranpo: The correct answer is Dazai. He has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs because he’s always trying to kill himself. Poe: That’s not a riddle, that’s just a fact. And a sad one at that.

Fyodor is angerly

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure everyone is safe and happy. Mori: As the leader of the Port Mafia, I have to make sure everyone is scared and miserable. Fukuzawa: Why are we so different? Mori: Because you’re a saint and I’m a sinner.

Barbie Elise

Elise: Mori, can we go see the new Barbie movie? Mori: No, Elise. That movie is not for you. Elise: Why not? Mori: Because it’s a satire that mocks the male patriarchy and the society that created Barbie. It’s not a fun and innocent story about a doll. Elise: But I like Barbie. She’s pretty and smart and has lots of friends. Mori: Elise, you don’t need Barbie to be happy. You have me. Elise: But you’re not pretty or smart or have lots of friends. Mori: …Ouch. Elise: So can I see the movie? Mori: Fine.