Damn... Now Suffer The Wrath Of Elise

Damn... Now suffer the wrath of Elise

Mori: I have a surprise for you. Elise: Is it a cake? Mori: No. Elise: Is it a pony? Mori: No. Elise: Is it a murder? Mori: …Maybe.

Hahah, noobs

Ranpo: Poe, I challenge you to a game of chess. Poe: Very well, Ranpo. I accept your challenge. But be warned, I am a master of strategy and logic. Ranpo: And I am a genius detective who can solve any mystery. Poe: Then let the battle of wits begin. *They sit down at the chess board and stare at each other for a few minutes*  Ranpo: So…how do we play this? Poe: I have no idea.

Sad truths.

Ranpo: I have a riddle for you. Poe: Okay, let’s hear it. Ranpo: What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? Poe: A clock. Ranpo: No, that’s wrong. Poe: What? How is that wrong? Ranpo: The correct answer is Dazai. He has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs because he’s always trying to kill himself. Poe: That’s not a riddle, that’s just a fact. And a sad one at that.

POV he couldn't solve it.

Kunikida: What are you doing? Ranpo: Solving a case. Kunikida: With a Rubik’s cube? Ranpo: It’s a metaphor. You see, each color represents a clue, and by solving it, I reveal the truth. Kunikida: That’s not how it works. Ranpo: Trust me, I’m a genius.

he angy

I love you guys.

Kunikida: I need you to be serious for once. Dazai: I am serious. Kunikida: Really? Dazai: Yes, really. I’m serious about being unserious.